LIMERICKS 6

The best limericks are funny and clever
Are found among shamrocks, not heather,

The best limericks are funny and clever
Are found among shamrocks, not heather,
But the Irish are humerous

The best limericks are funny and clever
Are found among shamrocks, not heather,
But the Irish are humerous
Their virtues are numerous

The best limericks are funny and clever
Are found among shamrocks, not heather,
But the Irish are humerous
Their virtues are numerous
and they certainly like a good blether.

I once saw a bright pink flamingo

I once saw a bright pink flamingo
With a haircut reminiscent of Ringo

I once saw a bright pink flamingo
With a haircut reminiscent of Ringo
Not a short back and sides

I once saw a bright pink flamingo
With a haircut reminiscent of Ringo
Not a short back and sides
A cut with a fringe to the eyes

I once saw a bright pink flamingo
With a haircut reminiscent of Ringo
Not a short back and sides
A cut with a fringe to the eyes,
And the voice of Placido Domingo

A Polish politician named Tusk

A Polish politician named Tusk
was exceedingly fond of a rusk

A Polish politician named Tusk
was exceedingly fond of a rusk
With a big glass of schnapps

A Polish politician named Tusk
was exceedingly fond of a rusk
With a big glass of schnapps
He took lots of naps

A Polish politician named Tusk
was exceedingly fond of a rusk
With a big glass of schnapps
He took lots of naps
In between time taken out to busk.

Storm Freya has left its calling card.

Storm Freya has left its calling card
It has hit many people quite hard

Storm Freya has left its calling card
It has hit many people quite hard
I'm scared for my chimney

Storm Freya has left its calling card
It has hit many people quite hard
I'm scared for my chimney
It'll fall down and hit me!

Storm Freya has left its calling card
It has hit many people quite hard
I'm scared for my chimney
It'll fall down and hit me!
Thus hurting one great limerick bard!!

Talking of bards whom is your choice?

Talking of bards whom is your choice?
There are many to whom we give voice

Talking of bards whom is your choice?
There are many to whom we give voice
Hughes, Betjeman and Larkin,

Talking of bards whom is your choice?
There are many to whom we give voice
Hughes, Betjeman and Larkin,
It's Burns to whom I hearken

Talking of bards whom is your choice?
There are many to whom we give voice
Hughes, Betjeman and Larkin,
It's Burns to whom I hearken
I'm often quite partial to James Joyce.

A fluffy pink elephant just flew by

A fluffy pink elephant just flew by
Now a huge flock of penguins is filling the sky

A fluffy pink elephant just flew by
Now a huge flock of penguins is filling the sky
The sun is certainly blinding ...

A fluffy pink elephant just flew by
Now a huge flock of penguins is filling the sky
The sun is certainly hiding
Is the Duke of E hiding?

A fluffy pink elephant just flew by
Now a huge flock of penguins is filling the sky
The sun is certainly blinding
Is the Duke of E hiding?
No, he’s out shooting game, the bad guy!

There’s a strange little man by the lake