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FarNorth Sat 29-Sept-18 09:05:11

There was an old codger with piles
Who found a cure in some very old files
A large bar of soap

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Elrel Thu 31-Jan-19 20:49:01

My old man's got an ingrowing toenail
Do you have a remedy that can't fail?
Should I cut a V in the middle?

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henetha Fri 01-Feb-19 12:14:57

My old man's got an ingrowing toenail
Do you have a remedy that can't fail?
Should I cut a V in the middle?
Or let the chiropodist fiddle?

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travelsafar Fri 01-Feb-19 13:16:15

My old man's got an ingrowing toenail
Do you have a remedy that can't fail?
Should I cut a V in the middle?
Or let the chiropodist fiddle?
If it hurts he's gonna wail!!!

The roofs are snowy white today

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Jangran99 Fri 01-Feb-19 13:21:35

The roofs are snowy white today
"I'm staying in", I hear you say

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travelsafar Sat 02-Feb-19 07:33:27

The roofs are snowy white today
"I'm staying in", I hear you say
But kids will laugh with lots of glee

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henetha Sat 02-Feb-19 10:46:35

The roofs are snowy white today
"I'm staying in", I hear you say
But kids will laugh with lots of glee
As they snowball you and me

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Elrel Sat 02-Feb-19 18:40:45

The roofs are snowy white today
"I'm staying in", I hear you say
But kids will laugh with lots of glee
As they snowball you and me
So why not get out there and play!

A woman feared all pavements slippy

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Bellanonna Sat 02-Feb-19 22:15:38

A woman feared all pavements slippy
All the worse with things being so nippy

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henetha Sun 03-Feb-19 12:00:34

A woman feared all pavements slippy
All the worse with things being so nippy
So she strapped on some skis

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Elrel Sun 03-Feb-19 14:34:04

A woman feared all pavements slippy
All the worse with things being so nippy
So she strapped on some skis
And tried not to wheeze

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Bellanonna Sun 03-Feb-19 19:38:39

A woman feared all pavements slippy
All the worse with things being so nippy
So she strapped on some skis
And tried not to wheeze
While devouring a large Mr Whippy

There was a teenager from Bude

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Squiffy Sun 03-Feb-19 21:32:43

There was a teenager from Bude
Who, to his Smartphone was glued

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Jangran99 Sun 03-Feb-19 21:37:11

There was a teenager from Bude
To his mobile phone he was glued

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Jangran99 Sun 03-Feb-19 21:44:21

Sorry , I didn’t refresh ?
Back to Squiffy

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Jangran99 Sun 03-Feb-19 21:45:22

There was a teenager from Bude
Who, to his Smartphone was glued

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henetha Mon 04-Feb-19 10:29:21

There was a teenager from Bude
Who, to his Smartphone was glued
But his mother got mad

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Elrel Mon 04-Feb-19 10:31:36

There was a teenager from Bude
Who, to his Smartphone was glued
But his mother got mad
And yelled at her lad

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Jangran99 Mon 04-Feb-19 14:23:02

There was a teenager from Bude
Who, to his Smartphone was glued
But his mother got mad
And yelled at her lad
That new rules would now be issued.

The phone would be confiscated

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Squiffy Mon 04-Feb-19 17:24:27

The phone would be confiscated
And for that she was so really hated

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FarNorth Mon 04-Feb-19 21:29:23

The phone would be confiscated
And for that she was so really hated
But then, Big Surprise!

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travelsafar Tue 05-Feb-19 07:25:14

The phone would be confiscated
And for that she was so really hated
But then, Big Surprise!
He found natural highs!!!

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henetha Tue 05-Feb-19 09:35:37

The phone would be confiscated
And for that she was so really hated
But then, Big Surprise!
He found natural highs!!!
And thought phones were much over-rated.

So on "highs" he found his new thrills

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Jangran99 Tue 05-Feb-19 15:20:17

So on "highs" he found his new thrills
And a huge reduction on bills

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travelsafar Tue 05-Feb-19 17:15:16

So on "highs" he found his new thrills
And a huge reduction on bills
He conversed with his family

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Elrel Wed 06-Feb-19 01:24:23

So on "highs" he found his new thrills
And a huge reduction on bills
He conversed with his family
And acted more cannily

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