LIMERICKS 5

My garden's a-bloom with cream roses
And the perfume just gets up my nose's
As I cut some each morn
My home to adorn

My garden's a-bloom with cream roses
And the perfume just gets up my nose's
As I cut some each morn
My home to adorn
I'm afflicted with sneezes and snozes

The UK is chilly and cold

The UK is chilly and cold
Yet in spite of all I’ve been told

The UK is chilly and cold
Yet in spite of all I’ve been told
I go out in my vest

The UK is chilly and cold
Yet in spite of all I’ve been told
I go out in my vest
Not looking my best

The UK is chilly and cold
Yet in spite of all I’ve been told
I go out in my vest
Not looking my best
It's cos I'm eccentric and old

So let's all jet off to the sun

So let's all jet off to the sun
For sangria, dancing and fun

My garden's a-bloom with cream roses
And the perfume just gets up my nose's
As I cut some each morn
At break of the dawn

Missed a page, Elrel

So let's all jet off to the sun
For sangria, dancing and fun

So let's all jet off to the sun
For sangria, dancing and fun
With a señor or two

So let's all jet off to the sun
For sangria, dancing and fun
With a señor or two
There'll be so much to do

So let's all jet off to the sun
For sangria, dancing and fun
With a señor or two
There'll be so much to do
Grab your castanets and let's run.

But if your dream holiday falls flat

But if your dream holiday falls flat
You must always remember that

But if your dream holiday falls flat
You must always remember that
It's magic to dream

But if your dream holiday falls flat
You must always remember that
It's magic to dream
So let your eyes gleam

But if your dream holiday falls flat
You must always remember that
It's magic to dream
So let your eyes gleam
And swan around with éclat!

There was a politician named Gove

There was a politician named Gove
Who was stirring a pot on the stove

There was a politician named Gove
Who was stirring a pot on the stove
Of Brussels sprouts and Dutch cheese

There was a politician named Gove
Who was stirring a pot on the stove
Of Brussels sprouts and Dutch cheese
Then he fell to his knees

There was a politician named Gove
Who was stirring a pot on the stove
Of Brussels sprouts and Dutch cheese
Then he fell to his knees
Saying, I've solved the problem, by Jove!

Did you read about the man in the news,

Did you read about the man in the news,
While out skiing he lost his trews

Did you read about the man in the news,
While out skiing he lost his trews
The cold froze his knees

Did you read about the man in the news,
While out skiing he lost his trews
The cold froze his knees
He caught some disease

Did you read about the man in the news,
While out skiing he lost his trews
The cold froze his knees
He caught some disease
Now he's sulking at home with the blues.

My old man's got an ingrowing toenail

My old man's got an ingrowing toenail
Do you have a remedy that can't fail?