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Bathsheba Mon 19-Feb-18 14:46:46

There was an old woman from Hull
In her garden she kept a big bull
He's an Aberdeen Angus and gorgeous
His dangly bits are really enormous
His coat used fifty kilos of wool!

My son has just bought a new puppy

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Jangran99 Sat 14-Apr-18 10:54:48

She's shopping to buy a new dress
Which colour is anyone's guess
She's mum of the bride

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Elrel Sat 14-Apr-18 11:17:56

She's shopping to buy a new dress
Which colour is anyone's guess
She's mum of the bride
Bursting with pride

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Squiffy Sat 14-Apr-18 14:40:09

She's shopping to buy a new dress
Which colour is anyone's guess
She's mum of the bride
Bursting with pride
But decisions cause so much distress.

She finally opted for orange

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Barberdice Sat 14-Apr-18 14:59:43

She finally opted for Orange
Whilst sucking on a lozenge!

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Jangran99 Sat 14-Apr-18 15:11:30

She finally opted for Orange
Whilst sucking on a lozenge!
It's for sure no other

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Barberdice Sat 14-Apr-18 15:15:37

She finally opted for Orange
Whilst sucking on a lozenge!
It's for sure no other
And so said her mother

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Jangran99 Sat 14-Apr-18 15:30:27

She finally opted for Orange
Whilst sucking on a lozenge!
It's for sure no other
And so said her mother
Will have a corsage of sporange

Honest! It's part of a fern

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JackyB Sat 14-Apr-18 15:43:04

Honest! It's part of a fern
Well - even grans live and learn

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Panache Sat 14-Apr-18 16:26:35

Honest! It's part of a fern
Well - even grans live and learn
Educating here for free

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Elrel Sat 14-Apr-18 19:53:38

So there IS a rhyme for orange after all!!

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Elrel Sat 14-Apr-18 19:54:49

Honest! It's part of a fern
Well - even grans live and learn
Educating here for free
Whatever age we may be

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Jangran99 Sat 14-Apr-18 20:15:24

Honest! It's part of a fern
Well - even grans live and learn
Educating here for free
Whatever age we may be
And thankfully the teacher's not stern!

I really like to Google for info

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seacliff Sat 14-Apr-18 22:06:20

I really like to Google for info
I've given my Encyclopedia the heave ho

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Elrel Sun 15-Apr-18 00:14:08

I really like to Google for info
I've given my Encyclopedia the heave ho
It was heavy to lift

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Jangran99 Sun 15-Apr-18 00:22:31

I really like to Google for info
I've given my Encyclopedia the heave ho
It was heavy to lift
Not easy to sift

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ManicMaggie Sun 15-Apr-18 03:07:03

I really like to Google for info,
I’ve given my Encyclopaedia the heave-ho,
It was heavy to lift,
Not easy to sift,
I’ve just got to master the lingo.

I wish I had much bigger boobs,

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Jangran99 Sun 15-Apr-18 07:14:48

I wish I had much bigger boobs,
Ones I could inflate with inner tubes

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travelsafar Sun 15-Apr-18 07:54:22

I wish I had much bigger boobs,
Ones I could inflate with inner tubes
I'd look like Katie Price no doubt

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Panache Sun 15-Apr-18 09:04:03

I wish I had much bigger boobs,
Ones I could inflate with inner tubes
I'd look like Katie Price no doubt
And you`d be classed as quite stout

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Barberdice Sun 15-Apr-18 09:12:06

I wish I had much bigger boobs,
Ones I could inflate with inner tubes
I'd look like Katie Price no doubt
But I'd be proud to stick them out

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henetha Sun 15-Apr-18 10:27:39

I wish I had much bigger boobs,
Ones I could inflate with inner tubes
I'd look like Katie Price no doubt
But I'd be proud to stick them out
So far that they'd hide all my pubes.

I made a cheese and onion pie last night

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FarNorth Sun 15-Apr-18 10:40:47

I made a cheese and onion pie last night
It filled my tummy nice and tight

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Panache Sun 15-Apr-18 10:41:14

I made a cheese and onion pie last night
Whooppee `cos it turned out just right

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Bellanonna Sun 15-Apr-18 12:35:48

I made a cheese and onion pie last night
Whooppee `cos it turned out just right
We”ll have it for lunch

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Panache Sun 15-Apr-18 12:38:05

I made a cheese and onion pie last night
Whooppee `cos it turned out just right
We”ll have it for lunch
I have this real hunch

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