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Limericks - 3

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Bathsheba Mon 19-Feb-18 14:46:46

There was an old woman from Hull
In her garden she kept a big bull
He's an Aberdeen Angus and gorgeous
His dangly bits are really enormous
His coat used fifty kilos of wool!

My son has just bought a new puppy

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Jangran99 Mon 02-Apr-18 08:13:02

The sky looked grey and cloudy
No worries, as I'm off to Saudi
I've packed a burkini

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Marydoll Mon 02-Apr-18 08:07:53

The sky looked grey and cloudy
No worries, as I'm off to Saudi sunshine

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travelsafar Mon 02-Apr-18 07:14:42

It's Easter Sunday today
The Lord has shown us the way
So we sit a round and vegetate
Whilst eating chocolate eggs
Lets sing hymns instead and pray!!

The sky looked grey and cloudy

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Jangran99 Sun 01-Apr-18 23:34:37

Thanks Marydoll.Shall we have another try?

I think I should get off to bed now,

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Marydoll Sun 01-Apr-18 23:29:16

It's Easter Sunday today
The Lord has shown us the way
So we sit in around and vegetate
Too many eggs have I ate pedants, please excuse me

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Marydoll Sun 01-Apr-18 23:27:28

A limerick is a poetic form comprised of one stanza with five lines and a rhyme scheme of AABBA that usually is humorous.
The first two lines rhyme, the third and fourth rhyme and the last rhymes with the first.
I think?

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Bellanonna Sun 01-Apr-18 23:12:45

???

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Marydoll Sun 01-Apr-18 23:10:40

I think we have all over indulged today?

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Jangran99 Sun 01-Apr-18 23:06:24

Marydoll, did you once find a great aid to writing a traditional limerick?confused

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Marydoll Sun 01-Apr-18 23:04:18

?

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Jangran99 Sun 01-Apr-18 23:02:09

Are we on the right thread?
Limericks?

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Rachel711 Sun 01-Apr-18 21:03:29

6 weeks later I'm certainly thinner

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Rachel711 Sun 01-Apr-18 21:02:01

Now I'm one of those dieting bores?

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travelsafar Sun 01-Apr-18 20:27:31

It's Easter Sunday today
The Lord has shown us the way
So we sit in around and vegetate
Whilst eating chocolate eggs

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Jangran99 Sun 01-Apr-18 16:33:18

It's Easter Sunday today
The Lord has shown us the way

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henetha Sun 01-Apr-18 13:10:11

There's snow on the way again
What words will come from my pen?
As I scribble and scrabble
And with poetry, dabble
More snow will annoy my red hen.

It's Easter Sunday today

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MissAdventure Sun 01-Apr-18 00:17:14

There's snow on the way again
What words will come from my pen?
As I scribble and scrabble
And with poetry, dabble

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FarNorth Sun 01-Apr-18 00:13:49

There's snow on the way again
What words will come from my pen?
As I scribble and scrabble

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Elrel Sat 31-Mar-18 23:55:00

There's snow on the way again
What words will come from my pen?

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Moneyboss Sat 31-Mar-18 22:44:11

What a cold and rainy Easter so far
Though I hear it’s quite hot in Qatar
But I'm in damp chilly Brum
So I'm feeling quite glum
But soon the sun will shine, Hurrah!

There's snow on the way again

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Bathsheba Sat 31-Mar-18 22:22:43

What a cold and rainy Easter so far
Though I hear it’s quite hot in Qatar
But I'm in damp chilly Brum
So I'm feeling quite glum

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Elrel Sat 31-Mar-18 13:36:08

What a cold and rainy Easter so far
Though I hear it’s quite hot in Qatar
But I'm in damp chilly Brum

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Elrel Sat 31-Mar-18 13:35:27

What a cold and rainy Easter so far
Though I hear it’s quite hot in Qatar
But I'm damp chilly Brum

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Bellanonna Sat 31-Mar-18 12:56:08

What a cold and rainy Easter so far
Though I hear it’s quite hot in Qatar

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henetha Sat 31-Mar-18 10:38:58

I should have known better it seems
Than to think I could follow my dreams
Life played a part so did fate
What comes next I await,
Hopefully better than some of life's schemes.

What a cold and rainy Easter so far

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