Pickled onion in the shower

You'd think I'd been eating pickled onions in the shower! Yesterday I draped kitchen roll soaked in vinegar around the shower head. It smells awful but it's supposed to be a good cleaner.

How can you drink prosecco in the shower ? Surely the question is how can you drink prosecco ? bleurgh, cheap imitation of champagne

It also reminds me of the 'Darling Buds of May' episode where Ma and Pa Larkin were eating bacon and eggs in the bath . A pickled onion is nothing in comparison!

Glass of prosecco in the shower would take quite a while to empty

Surely better to eat and drink in the bath... the shower would dilute your prosecco!

At least it wasn't a sandwich...

Put Prosecco in a sports bottle - then suck it and see! My preference would be red wine - can't stand the fizzy stuff even if expensive!

I nice glass of red wine in the bath... Now you're talking.
Prosecco... Yuk

Thanks peps I needed a laugh and I've had a good chuckle reading these posts.

Though I rarely drink alcohol, I can remember once treating myself to a glass of brandy whilst soaking in a hot bath.
It definitely knocked the edges off what had been an unusually difficult day at work.
My former husband, whom I divorced following his multiple adulteries, cited this incident in Court as evidence of my ‘loose moral character’ !
I wonder what he would have said if I had been sitting there with a plate of pickles and a bottle of prosecco?

That you were living up to your name?

If I had pickles, then I'd want a cheese sandwich to go with them.
Maybe a bag of crisps, too.

..and George Clooney waiting with a towel...

I'd have Ray Winston sitting up the tap end.

Could you be pregnant

Not yet. Give Ray a chance to move away from the plughole first!

Careful, you could have an Archimedes moment if Ray gets in the bath with you.

and the thought of Ray running up the street, naked and shouting 'Eureka' is unthinkable
well, words fail me

Not yet. Give Ray a chance to move away from the plughole first!

I've just choked laughing at that!

Yes, it doesn't bear thinking about though

Yes nonnasuzie but steptoe dropped the pickled onion into the bath water and then fished it out and ate it!!! Lol

Such rubbish is so refreshing and uplifting. Love it. Many thanks to all contributors.

Just so that you can enjoy dear old 'Arold and 'is onions in the bath:

youtu.be/I7MqB8YkNh4

I have looked exactly like the gurning Wilfred Brambell on the few occasions I have been unable to avoid being give a glass of the gruesome Prosecco! ?

Thanks for making me laugh & bringing back memories of Wilfred Brambell

Still haven't found out why you'd want to eat a pickled onion in the shower