Pickled onion in the shower

Hilarious you people really cheered me up

Thanks for making me laugh & bringing back memories of Wilfred Brambell

Still haven't found out why you'd want to eat a pickled onion in the shower

I have looked exactly like the gurning Wilfred Brambell on the few occasions I have been unable to avoid being give a glass of the gruesome Prosecco! ?

Just so that you can enjoy dear old 'Arold and 'is onions in the bath:

youtu.be/I7MqB8YkNh4

Such rubbish is so refreshing and uplifting. Love it. Many thanks to all contributors.

Yes nonnasuzie but steptoe dropped the pickled onion into the bath water and then fished it out and ate it!!! Lol

Yes, it doesn't bear thinking about though

Not yet. Give Ray a chance to move away from the plughole first!

I've just choked laughing at that!

and the thought of Ray running up the street, naked and shouting 'Eureka' is unthinkable
well, words fail me

Careful, you could have an Archimedes moment if Ray gets in the bath with you.

Not yet. Give Ray a chance to move away from the plughole first!

Could you be pregnant

I'd have Ray Winston sitting up the tap end.

..and George Clooney waiting with a towel...

If I had pickles, then I'd want a cheese sandwich to go with them.
Maybe a bag of crisps, too.

That you were living up to your name?

Though I rarely drink alcohol, I can remember once treating myself to a glass of brandy whilst soaking in a hot bath.
It definitely knocked the edges off what had been an unusually difficult day at work.
My former husband, whom I divorced following his multiple adulteries, cited this incident in Court as evidence of my ‘loose moral character’ !
I wonder what he would have said if I had been sitting there with a plate of pickles and a bottle of prosecco?

Thanks peps I needed a laugh and I've had a good chuckle reading these posts.

I nice glass of red wine in the bath... Now you're talking.
Prosecco... Yuk

Put Prosecco in a sports bottle - then suck it and see! My preference would be red wine - can't stand the fizzy stuff even if expensive!

At least it wasn't a sandwich...

Surely better to eat and drink in the bath... the shower would dilute your prosecco!

Glass of prosecco in the shower would take quite a while to empty

It also reminds me of the 'Darling Buds of May' episode where Ma and Pa Larkin were eating bacon and eggs in the bath . A pickled onion is nothing in comparison!

How can you drink prosecco in the shower ? Surely the question is how can you drink prosecco ? bleurgh, cheap imitation of champagne