Vibrators

Love the airport story!
When I was a science teacher in my 30s there was a section of work for the 13 year olds, on the topic of waves. Anyone who has taught secondary will know the danger of anything vaguely smutty - class in giggles and order hard to restore. In one section I was supposed to make waves in a tank of water by using a little bit of electronic kit called a vibrator. No way! It was a "thing that vibrates" as far as I was concerned. But the next topic was the internal combustion engine including the rotary kind. I just had to bite the bullet and keep a straight face, pre-empt the smut and refer to "The unfortunately named Wankel engine."
And on a more personal note - the only time I have ever had something stolen from my car the thief's haul included a plastic model of the female pelvis and a vibrator. I did wonder what they made of that.

Good use I hope JessM .

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Oh I only thought they came in pink vampirequeen ?

Yes, I had one many moons ago when I was on my own and had a sex drive! It was very hard , plastic and cold! It worked ok with some imagination, but you can’t beat the real thing! .

mischief

I just think how embarrassing it would be for my relatives if it was found after my death. So no I don't have one.

Yes that would be my fear so no

Vampirequeen - Bloody brilliant!