Andrew MW ‘s shiner

More likely to have been an excited horse head butting him, a rather common occurrence among riders.

As an older man he would bruise easily. 🐴

GrannyGravy13

More likely to have been an excited horse head butting him, a rather common occurrence among riders.

As an older man he would bruise easily. 🐴

👍 agree

Or he could have walked into a door while pizzicato, not that I’m suggesting that he is habitually in such a state.

News said it was “a mild medical matter”

Perhaps he ‘had a fall’?

No longer as young as he was, like the rest of us.

I do think he deserves a good slap though!

Cossy

I do think he deserves a good slap though!

😆😆

My guess is he collided with something rather than someone. Wouldn’t have liked to be any employee nearby when he did, I imagine there was a lot of swearing and blaming of others.

Witzend

Or he could have walked into a door while pizzicato, not that I’m suggesting that he is habitually in such a state.

It’s well known that he doesn’t drink. Never has.

I think he's on Blood thinners like Apixaban, you only need a small knock to be in possession of a stinking big bruise.

Maybe Fergie has resurfaced having run out of money again.

I read that it is a nasty rash caused by perspiring.

Whitewavemark2

I read that it is a nasty rash caused by perspiring.

😂

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Maybe one of his teddies gave him a southpaw.

Hanging up on him! Was it over 70 of them?

Ganging!!!!

I think it was Mme Macron keeping her hand in.

PS I love the word Pizzicato.

I would happily give him a southpaw. I supose the staff stay there because there is no other work around.

"Merlotgran" I doubt if Sarah's friends noticed she was spending £2K on nightly accommodation. No wonder she has little or no money. She is in a different league to me. I use a 4 letter word she has never heard of, "save". I apologise for lowering the tone.

HelterSkelter1

PS I love the word Pizzicato.

Not Pizza Express?

I expect he would certainly remember getting pizzicato in Pizza Express!!

Charleygirl5

I would happily give him a southpaw. I supose the staff stay there because there is no other work around.

"Merlotgran" I doubt if Sarah's friends noticed she was spending £2K on nightly accommodation. No wonder she has little or no money. She is in a different league to me. I use a 4 letter word she has never heard of, "save". I apologise for lowering the tone.

How very dare you 🤣🤣🤣🤣

You’ve quite put me orf my caviar and champagne breakfast 🙄🙄

Helterskelter. 🤣