These are so funny. I have really laughed. I especially like the lady who used clean pants as a replacement for a bath cap. These are truly "wished the ground would open up and swallow me" moments.
Sidelined I had always wondered about those pay-for automatic toilet cubicles and have never used one. Never will either after your reading your account!
Your next holiday must be to where the first holiday you remember , where are you going?g


