Snog, Marry, Avoid (Just for fun)

Marry Jo Brand, at least she’s funny!
Couldn’t snog either of the other two.
Avoid Widders, totally scary!

Avoid all 3 - and any other politicians, as none can be trusted.

Snog, Piers Brosnan, marry Bradley Walsh, avoid Jeremy Corbin

Lazygirl I just catered for grandad and lesbian grans

Oh dear sorry,i thought it was anyone not just politicians

Well, I’m laughing out loud at all this & DH is giving me withering looks! SO funny. Thanks Gransnetters!

Laughing my socks off here. Just picture their faces (any of those in the running so far) if they could only read this thread. Take some of the shine off 'em, that would!

Thinking about it, for therapy, I think they should be shown this thread. How about it, GNHQ?

As for choices, I will do a tote roll up, and perm three from the runners so far:

Portillo - yep, nice holidays and lots of interesting info en route;
Hunt - yep, very personable, oh and rich;
Merkel - would keep everything organised and tidy.

Perfect!

Those three? I have just turned lesbian.

Snog Ken Clark ?
Marry Boris Johnson’s Dad ?
Avoid David Cameron ?

Couldn’t possibly do anything with Mr Portillo with those big posh boy lips! ?

The nuns and lesbians seem to be doing particularly well as far as recruitment goes- can't think why!
This one was hard
Snog-Jo Brand (it would have been marry but I have a feeling we are both slobs and the state of the house!!)
Marry Miriam Margolyes- we're both getting on so it wouldn't last long
Avoid Anne Widdiecome

Snog Boris

Marry Hunt

Avoid JC

None of them hold any appeal for me but I'll play along

What a repulsive idea.
The game, I mean.

The version I've played was called F***, Marry, Kill ...

I have lived a very full life but I have never played it or want to. In fact I am not sure I have even heard of it.

pen50 your friends are obviously naughtier than mine- shag was the expression we used. I think we can all agree that 'push off a cliff" or "kill" would be more acceptable for many of these!

Snog Mark Harmon
Marry Mark Harmon
Avoid any politician male or female - on the issue of trust.

I have read this post, not giving my choices, but have laughed so much it brought tears to me eyes. Even OH asked what I was laughing about, when I told him he joined in! ?

Do you think if Bill Clinton was asked this question he would say ?

Monica Lewkinsky
Hilary Clinton
Paula Jones

I wonder who President Trump would choose.

Just seen vickya's
Mary Berry, Nigella and Clarissa Dickson Wright
It's difficult!
But I've decided
Marry-Mary (oh the cakes!)
Snog- Nigella (that feels so wrong in so many ways!)
Avoid Clarissa (reluctantly)

Well I’d marry Mary on the assumption that I’d never have to cook again

Snog Nigella, maybe? Agree with Trisher, feels weird

Don’t know who the other one is!

Snog Nigella, marry Mary Berry, avoid Clarissa as I’m not a necrophiliac! ?

I couldn't snog JC. He's got a very disapproving mouth, all pursed lips. So, it follows, I couldn't marry him because a good snog is necessary for that too, surely? Therefore, he's to be avoided. Jeremy Hunt looks fit and trim but I think he'd be a bit too full on for my liking. I need my own space so I'd just snog him. I suppose that leaves Bojo to marry. I'd try to persuade him to lose a bit of weight.

And, if he must wear a tie, to the it and wear it properly. Both he and his brother wear them far too long.