Snog, Marry, Avoid (Just for fun)

Tie it and wear it....

Tie it and wear it....

Marry Bercow? Aaaaaagh! I'd rather die than be saddled with that pompous man who makes silly honking noises at PMQT.
I also prefer incarcerate, elevate and castrate. Sounds a lot more fun - I would probably insist on the first and last for JC,

Smog - Robert Redford
Marry - Jeff Daniels
Avoid - Jacob Rees Mogg

Ah, but you must read the thread; most of us who agreed to marry Corbyn did so because he had useful talents such as growing all the veg, digging over the allotment, making jams and chutneys, knitting sweaters etc., so would be too tired for any funny business involving his disapproving mouth and beard with bits of food stuck in it. A marriage of convenience if you like ( my convenience, not his).

Honestly, some people are cheating!

You can't choose your favourite hunk/hunkess to snog and avoid the ugly/boring - the thread is about making hard choices!

Right, following THE RULES that trisher set out:

Clarissa - I could have married her and inherited some money

Mary - only snog her as I don't do cake so she has no attraction

Nigella - I'd ignore as she's too attractive

Snog Hunt
Marry Boris it wouldn't last and divorce settlement may be worth it
Avoid Corbyn

marpau divorce settlement may be worth it I very much doubt it. There's a couple of wives and some children with first claims on everything!

Pen50
Your version sounds much more fun!!!!

F* Aiden Turner (Poldark)
Marry Cuba Gooding Jnr
Kill: too many to mention

Snog Boris he has had so much practice he must have some skill, he is a bit flubbery so it might be one of those turn ons when something is so repulsive it does. Jeremy for marriage he is at least pretty to look at, rich and wily. Sorry JC avoid, a steely wimp, scruffy too, although am a Socialist.

never played it never heard of it and never want to.

Snog BJ
Marry JH
Avoid JC

Jeremy Corbyn? Oh Purlease!!! He has the sex appeal of a dead viper. Definitely avoid like the plague.

Boris - snog, he's quite good looking.

Marry - Boris. I find him cute.

Would avoid all three.

Couldn't we choose some REALLY sexy blokes? Who the hell in their right minds would want to even say good day to any of those three, never mind snog!!!!!

It wouldn’t be nearly as funny if we had to choose from really sexy blokes.

Sulis It's no fun if it's easy!

Ok 3 old singers
Tom Jones, Julio Iglesias, Englebert Humperdinck
Snog Julio
Marry Tom
Avoid Englebert

I’d avoid all of those, unless of course you mean the Engelbert Humperdinck who composed the opera Hansel and Gretel, and whose name was nicked by the 20thC ‘singer’.

Snog Boris for the laugh. Marry Hunt for the money. Avoid Corbyn for lots of reasons.

Miriam farts a lot in public, even at mealtimes.

I like Willie Nelson, he's led a very interesting life.
I also like Mark Knopfler. His guitar playing is something extraordinary.

I want to marry Willie Nelson, he can sing ‘You were always on my Mind’ and ‘Blue Eyes Crying In the Rain’ , 50 times a day

I'd probably snog Hunt though I'd risk getting my eye poked out with that pointed nose of his.
Yes, I'd marry JC as he looks the type who wouldn't bother you in bed as I like to go to bed to sleep !
As for BJ, I couldn't be doing with a muppet of a man. Philanderer, bounder.