Snog, Marry, Avoid (Just for fun)

Well marry Bercow- he must spend a lot of time in the H of P
Snog Fabricant (as long as he keeps his hair on)
Avoid Farage-he makes me cringe!

phoenix I'm worried that if we adopt your ideas we might get visits from the anti-terror squad thinking there is a conspiracy of grans intenet on castration!

I'm sorry Trisher I know it's not quite in the spirit of the game but I'd run a mile from all three. In fact I could probably break the record for the 100 yard dash just to get away from them. Whilst screaming.

Snog Hunt, marry J.C, avoid Boris!

Get me to a Nunnery !

Snog Fabricant, marry Bercow, avoid Farage as if he had the plague!

I know the game as "snog, marry, push off a cliff". Have had a good laugh reading this. I'd push them all off a cliff. Maybe someone more suited to running the country would then turn up.

I’d rather drink a bottle of bleach than snog or marry any of them.

Snog or even marry Bercow, avoid Farage even if it means drowning myself. Don’t know Fabricant.

I’m amazed how many seem to find Corbyn a possible. To me, he’s at the bottom of the pile along with Trump and Farage, though for different reasons.

Me too, I’d push Corbyn off a cliff first, he’s the most 2 faced of the lot! Thought I’d married an ordinary bloke 37 years ago who, in the last 6 years, turned out to be an obsessive Labour Corbynista. It’s wrecked our marriage and if he wasn’t so disabled I’d have left him. No one is allowed an opinion, only his opinions are the right ones!

I feel sick

Hunt - marry
Johnson - snog
JC - avoid

How anyone could think of doing anything with those 3 amazes me! But then I have become anti-man, if there’s such a word

I d marry Michael Portillo, snog Jeremy Paxman and avoid everyone else.

choices choices....................

Jo Brand
Miriam Margolyes
Ann Widdecombe
tough choices eh?

No, no and just NO !!

Oh dear, a little bit of sick just came up.... the very thought of any of those three....

I d marry Michael Portillo
At least there'd be some nice rail journeys and places to visit.
Mind you, I would fade into insignificance besides Michael and his jackets [gfrin]

If we can marry Merkel and Corbyn we must be able to do something with the latest lot! Let's see, erm

Brand - marry her, she'd be fun of sorts
Margolyes - it would have to be the snog here, as I've married Jo

Widders - wouldn't do anything with her, so avoid

I’m amazed how many seem to find Corbyn a possible.
He'd have to sleep in the shed down on his allotment, Grandma70s!
It's his jam making and knitting I find fascinating.

You're not allowed to pick your own! So put Portillo and Paxo back in the box.

Oh, never mind, I will have to put my Great Railway Journeys dreams on hold!

I can't do the OP's three but am following the rules by doing the ones woodmouse posted. So snog and marry James and avoid the other two, but if I can't snog James AND marry him I'd give Gordon a very fast snog.

I do like eating, not so much cooking.
What about 3 female cooks? Mary Berry, Nigella and Clarissa Dickson Wright. I'd marry Nigella because I love watching her meals with friends and wish I was there. I'd happily hug or kiss one of the others. I know Clarissa is dead. So I guess avoid her

Has Grandad posted yet . This is a trifle sexist, what about all the grandads and lesbian grannies? I took a vow never to kiss a Tory, so with two in the running this makes things a tad difficult. It would have to be snog Corbyn, after he shaved off offending moustache and beard, bearing in mind Annie's careful observation of stain on moustache under nose. Marry Hunt, but the rule would be sha.....g but no snogging, and obviously avoid BJ because I get on with my neighbours!