Snog, Marry, Avoid (Just for fun)

Snog - Idris Elba, marry absolutely no one, avoid, well ‘The Donald, Paxman, Putin, Farage .....
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I am more than shocked/horrified/repulsed at the number of Mumsnet terms who would marry JC!!
You all have to be joking or desperate. Yuk yuk yuk!! There is nothing that would make him remotely marriageable. Have you lost your minds?!

Is this thread active on Mumsnet as well?

ps what are terms please *Granof412?

There is nothing that would make him remotely marriageable.
Well, three women have thought so thus far.
There is obviously a long queue on here too

I blame being fed bread and jam as a child Callistemon. The idea of home-made jam is irresistible!

trisher Mr.Gravy makes jam and marmalade, I am more than happy to loan him to any takers!!! ??????

Granof413

I so totally agree with you!
Revolting!!

GrannyGravy13 you should be careful what you promise he may attract a whole queue of GNetters all after his jam and marmalade.

I need him now - I'm just about to make some jam and am never very sure of setting point.

It would be a 'platonic marriage', Granof412
The vows would include 'obey' - on his part, not mine.
I'm sure he just needs me to take charge of him, make him shave, stay down on the allotment, make jam, knit Fairisle sweaters.
And if he started talking politics I would say 'Give over, Jez, we've all heard enough'
Most of the nation would thank me

I've just realised jam is the main reason for marrying Corbyn and money for marrying Hunt. Does that tell you something about GNetters?

It tells you that I like jam - with scones and clotted cream too.
However, you can have too much of a good thing!

And that Gransnetters have a good sense of the ridiculous.

Must get back to it before it burns!

Well, if you've already put the sugar in Callistemon, too late. It's burnt.

I would push them all off a bridge, is that the same? lol

It did burn Gonegirl - because my friend phoned as well!!

I'm telling you all - I need Jeremy!

Oh no!!!

DH will eat it (I told him to pick the black bits out of it)

It was only 2 jars.

ps Jeremy phoned to say he's changed his mind, doesn't want to marry me as I am a useless cook.

Never mind Callistemon you have the other two as back up!!!