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vaginal steam clean anyone?-lighthearted

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petunia Tue 18-Jun-19 15:54:59

i read today that clelbs are flocking to have their vaginas steamcleaned
three things occured to me.

are staff in A+E geared up to treating internal third degree burns

how do you run the area in cold water on the burnt bits

and i wonder what the nozzle looks like

ps-dont think ill be doing this. i dont get mucky enough for a steam clean

DillytheGardener Thu 20-Jun-19 11:12:56

Haven’t got anything to add, but this has made me cry with laughter whilst waiting for a delayed train! Keep going ladies! blushgrin

PamGeo Thu 20-Jun-19 11:21:48

confused hmm grin

Glammy57 Thu 20-Jun-19 15:03:03

This has been a lot of fun! I must go and check the undergrowth...... ?

Alypoole Thu 20-Jun-19 15:14:59

This is so funny and bizarre. Look for “Bonjela on my fanjo”. I was reading this old post 2 years ago whilst sitting on a balcony in Portugal reading it out to my husband who found it as funny as I did.

Greyjoy1953 Thu 20-Jun-19 15:18:06

This thread had me belly laughing - such funny replies. I agree with all and most importantly agree that GP is away with the fairies. Too much money and too much time on her hands, she needs to stop focusing on herself and look after her family.

bikergran Thu 20-Jun-19 19:45:19

I am just wondering?

Whilst lying there awaiting the "procedure"

Would one get a choice?

Dyson (more suction)!
Bex bissell (rotating brush heads)!
Morphy Richards (removes Pet hair)!
Vax (wet & dry)!
etc etc

Menopaws Thu 20-Jun-19 21:18:44

What about the attachment for going under the sofa cushions? I might find a small fortune up there.

lemongrove Thu 20-Jun-19 21:20:28

Is that where all our loose change goes? grin

Menopaws Thu 20-Jun-19 21:24:31

Pennies from heaven?

Glammy57 Fri 21-Jun-19 18:08:26

Bex Bissell sounds right for me! ?

merlotgran Fri 21-Jun-19 22:05:34

Gwynnie is on Graham Norton tonight. Apparently she'll be encouraging us to 'nourish the inner aspect.' hmm

merlotgran Fri 21-Jun-19 22:06:10

Never heard it called that before. grin

SDuncan Mon 24-Jun-19 06:47:36

Newnanny Sue
Have never posted before but this has really made me chuckle when I wasn't in a very chuckling mood so thanks everyone + keep it up ! Lol .

Squiffy Mon 24-Jun-19 12:27:13

Perhaps it should be renamed Bex Bristle? wink

SirChenjin Mon 24-Jun-19 12:34:15

Did anyone see her on Graham Norton? I thought the other guests were very kind to her - although perhaps that's because they were all blokes who generally have a poor grasp of the downstairs goings-on in women and probably didn't fully understand what she was wittering on about. She does seem to truly belief the guff she speaks - it would have been brilliant if someone like Miriam Margolyes had been on the sofa with her grin.

kittylester Mon 24-Jun-19 12:42:12

Please, please, please stop posting on this thread!!!!!

Callistemon Mon 24-Jun-19 12:48:08

I didn't see Graham Norton, but perhaps we should ask him to invite her back - along with Miriam Margolyes! Brilliant suggestion, SirChenjin grin

Squiffy grin

sassenach512 Mon 24-Jun-19 16:25:18

Don't be a killjoy kittylester this has been the funniest thread for ages grin

DanniRae Mon 24-Jun-19 17:15:44

Miriam Margoyles is my least favourite guest to be on Graham Norton - her conversation is disgusting. I'm not fond of GP but at least when she speaks of feminine matters she is ladylike - or as ladylike as you can be when you speak about steam cleaning your down belows! shock

trisher Mon 24-Jun-19 17:26:37

Miriam Margoyles obviously needs a steam clean!! (I think she's hilarious!)

SirChenjin Mon 24-Jun-19 17:27:31

grin yes it’s very important to be noce and ladylike when you’re talking about putting herbs and steam up your fou fou

SirChenjin Mon 24-Jun-19 17:28:57

Nice even

It’s the steam radiating from my <whispers> downstairs lady nether regions, it’s blocking the view of my keyboard

Glammy57 Mon 24-Jun-19 18:20:46

DaniRae - “down belows”? Do you mean the servants quarters? ?

SirChenjin Mon 24-Jun-19 18:37:39

grin grin

Squiffy Mon 24-Jun-19 18:52:30

servants quarters - gives Tweeny a whole new meaning!