vaginal steam clean anyone?-lighthearted

How would madam like her vagina today?
Steamed, boiled, or lightly poached?

This thread has suddenly brought a song into my mind. I can't remember all of it just the chorus-sung with a London accent
"Down Below"
The bit that comes to me is " but the something something something has a different kind of smell
And we know it very well
Down Below"
Anybody help me out with this?

Steam vapours?

No more comments from me. I don’t want to be responsible for any grandmother having a fit of the vapours.

servants quarters - gives Tweeny a whole new meaning!

DaniRae - “down belows”? Do you mean the servants quarters? ?

Nice even

It’s the steam radiating from my <whispers> downstairs lady nether regions, it’s blocking the view of my keyboard

yes it’s very important to be noce and ladylike when you’re talking about putting herbs and steam up your fou fou

Miriam Margoyles obviously needs a steam clean!! (I think she's hilarious!)

Miriam Margoyles is my least favourite guest to be on Graham Norton - her conversation is disgusting. I'm not fond of GP but at least when she speaks of feminine matters she is ladylike - or as ladylike as you can be when you speak about steam cleaning your down belows!

Don't be a killjoy kittylester this has been the funniest thread for ages

I didn't see Graham Norton, but perhaps we should ask him to invite her back - along with Miriam Margolyes! Brilliant suggestion, SirChenjin

Squiffy

Please, please, please stop posting on this thread!!!!!

Did anyone see her on Graham Norton? I thought the other guests were very kind to her - although perhaps that's because they were all blokes who generally have a poor grasp of the downstairs goings-on in women and probably didn't fully understand what she was wittering on about. She does seem to truly belief the guff she speaks - it would have been brilliant if someone like Miriam Margolyes had been on the sofa with her .

Perhaps it should be renamed Bex Bristle?

Newnanny Sue
Have never posted before but this has really made me chuckle when I wasn't in a very chuckling mood so thanks everyone + keep it up ! Lol .

Never heard it called that before.

Gwynnie is on Graham Norton tonight. Apparently she'll be encouraging us to 'nourish the inner aspect.'

Bex Bissell sounds right for me! ?

Pennies from heaven?

Is that where all our loose change goes?

What about the attachment for going under the sofa cushions? I might find a small fortune up there.

I am just wondering?

Whilst lying there awaiting the "procedure"

Would one get a choice?

Dyson (more suction)!
Bex bissell (rotating brush heads)!
Morphy Richards (removes Pet hair)!
Vax (wet & dry)!
etc etc

This thread had me belly laughing - such funny replies. I agree with all and most importantly agree that GP is away with the fairies. Too much money and too much time on her hands, she needs to stop focusing on herself and look after her family.