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vaginal steam clean anyone?-lighthearted

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petunia Tue 18-Jun-19 15:54:59

i read today that clelbs are flocking to have their vaginas steamcleaned
three things occured to me.

are staff in A+E geared up to treating internal third degree burns

how do you run the area in cold water on the burnt bits

and i wonder what the nozzle looks like

ps-dont think ill be doing this. i dont get mucky enough for a steam clean

kittylester Wed 19-Jun-19 08:30:33

Please, please stop posting so that this thread drops off the active page! It is quite disturbing!

Shelagh6 Wed 19-Jun-19 09:57:08

Paltrow is totally insane. Vacuum cleaning etc. Now I’ve heard everything. Good thing - poss get rid of all those celebs who I never recognise who have more money than sense to put themselves out of their misery! Good grief!

00mam00 Wed 19-Jun-19 10:01:33

Squeaky clean?

Jaxie Wed 19-Jun-19 10:03:01

But if our lady gardens are self cleaning why are there all those jokes about them smelling like fish. Only asking.

Minshy Wed 19-Jun-19 10:14:07

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pamdixon Wed 19-Jun-19 10:32:09

this is the best thread ever!!

Rowantree Wed 19-Jun-19 10:35:35

More money than sense? No sense at all, anyways.

What if you hoover your fanny inside out, eh? Induce a prolapse? Good grief. With all the urgent issues to focus on, Paltrow picks a steamed noony?

Rowantree Wed 19-Jun-19 10:37:24

I hope she puts the process on You Tube for our delectation....
[h'mm]

orly Wed 19-Jun-19 10:43:42

Can it do your oven at the same time?

breeze Wed 19-Jun-19 10:44:56

Well I guess that would flush the bats out of my abandoned mine! smile

Squiffy Wed 19-Jun-19 10:46:29

Merlot I've just watched the video you posted and I'm now wondering what ads are going to keep popping up on my screen!! shock hmm

Fennel Wed 19-Jun-19 10:48:01

She's crackers - and stupid too. We need all the natural lubrication we can get, especially at our age when it's beginning to dry up.
I wonder what the men think? I've heard they like that fishy smell

trisher Wed 19-Jun-19 10:49:42

So do you suppose men are going to start asking before they will do anything "When were you last steam cleaned?"

sassenach512 Wed 19-Jun-19 11:05:58

Who would want a job at that salon looking at assorted bushes and lady gardens every day? confused

Lynne54 Wed 19-Jun-19 11:28:15

Just makes me think of a vacuum cleaner and I start to feel like a furry carpet !!!

lmm6 Wed 19-Jun-19 11:31:27

These people are seriously mad. I always get cross hearing this sort of rubbish because I think of the many wonderful causes this money could be spent on.

Nanny27 Wed 19-Jun-19 12:43:57

Do you think the (rather elderly but nice) man who comes to steam clean my oven would mind me asking?

Apricity Wed 19-Jun-19 13:08:38

Oh Grans, you are a wicked lot. And squeaky clean as well. Have been having a lot of 'renovation down under' laughs. ?

crazyH Wed 19-Jun-19 13:09:51

Oh I've had my laugh for today !!

kittylester Wed 19-Jun-19 13:31:10

My oven cleaner cancelled last week - maybe he was worried I'd ask for a price for a job lot.grin

breeze Wed 19-Jun-19 13:35:51

Try not to think about mine these days. Last time I saw it it looked like an old Brillo pad shock sad

sarahanew Wed 19-Jun-19 13:37:43

Obviously these celebrities have more money than sense. I'm sure such a treatment is unnecessary! Well done whoever dreamed up making money out of the rich in this way!

merlotgran Wed 19-Jun-19 13:44:02

Poor Gwynnie awoke with a scream,
She'd just had a horrible dream,
But it soon became clear
She had nothing to fear,
She'd forgotten to turn on the steam!

Amagran Wed 19-Jun-19 13:53:53

Didn't Joanna Lumley have something similar in a village somewhere? - I think on her Asian travels, but can't remember now.

b1zzle Wed 19-Jun-19 13:55:28

Oh how I needed a good belly laugh today - and this was it - especially the thought of Dyson bringing out a new nozzle! Brilliant!