(after checking to see if they still fitted, of course, no point wasting energy!
Phoenix of the pallid legs
Go back to wearing longer kegs
Of too much tan you must beware
Especially if your legs you bare
On milky arms and pale skinned face
Factor 50 you must place
Protection from the suns strong rays
Is what we’ve all been told these days
But if the fake tan route you try
Those in passing crowds will cry
“Her skin is fine and white as snow
But her legs a fiery orange glow” ?
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