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Marry Crispmouse!

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Alima Mon 24-Dec-18 15:49:21

Heard from a doctor on TV that to have inner peace we should finish off things lying around the house that we have started as we could all use more serenity. I looked around my house to find unfinished things and so far I five finished off a bottle of Merlot and Chardonnay. A bodle of Baileys, a buddle of wum, tha mainer of Valimum scriptions and a box of chocletz. You have no idea how feckin fabulus I feel rite now. Sned this’s to all who need inner piss. An tellum yu luv em. And to all have Marry Crispmouse! (Borrowed!)

nannybev Wed 26-Dec-18 00:10:25

How great made me giggle, Merry Christmas to all thanks for the laugh ??

watermeadow Wed 26-Dec-18 10:40:16

Weight 11 stone 12.
Finish off nuts and marzipan.
11 stone 12 1/2
Finish tin of chocolates, shortbread and Schloer.
11 stone 13 1/2
Finish off chocolates, stuffing, Christmas pud.
12 stone 1 1/2
Finish mince pies, chipolatas, cheese.
12 stone 3.
Find more chocolate, party nibbles, stollen, gingerbread.
12 stone 5
Go to party, finish off buffet.
12 stone 7.
Diet starts tomorrow!

travelsafar Wed 26-Dec-18 13:37:29

watermeadow oh this did make me laugh out loud!! smileI bet most of us can relate to this little tale you have told.

GreenGran78 Wed 26-Dec-18 15:05:41

After over-indulging in chocolate yesterday I am feeling slightly bluurgh this morning, and not in the mood to finish off anything!
Definitely a day for sensible eating!
I loved your post though Alima.
Merry Boxing Day, everyone. Have you picked up any good bargains in the sales?

Auntieflo Wed 26-Dec-18 15:35:01

Marry Crispmouse Alima. I’ve had to wait until just now to read this, as wi-fi was useless where we were. (That took some thinking about) after finishing up the unfinished things. Thank you, much enjoyed.
Watermeadow, have you been spying on me????

Houseseller Wed 26-Dec-18 16:39:46

Best laugh I’m with you Girl lol

Bridgeit Wed 26-Dec-18 20:43:10

Brilliant ?

endre123 Thu 27-Dec-18 07:34:07

Thank you for the laugh grin