Heard from a doctor on TV that to have inner peace we should finish off things lying around the house that we have started as we could all use more serenity. I looked around my house to find unfinished things and so far I five finished off a bottle of Merlot and Chardonnay. A bodle of Baileys, a buddle of wum, tha mainer of Valimum scriptions and a box of chocletz. You have no idea how feckin fabulus I feel rite now. Sned this’s to all who need inner piss. An tellum yu luv em. And to all have Marry Crispmouse! (Borrowed!)
The solar eclipse on Wednesday 12th August
North Devon expectant mothers are on their own as of today.
Relentlessly negative pessimism from OH





