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Marry Crispmouse!

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Alima Mon 24-Dec-18 15:49:21

Heard from a doctor on TV that to have inner peace we should finish off things lying around the house that we have started as we could all use more serenity. I looked around my house to find unfinished things and so far I five finished off a bottle of Merlot and Chardonnay. A bodle of Baileys, a buddle of wum, tha mainer of Valimum scriptions and a box of chocletz. You have no idea how feckin fabulus I feel rite now. Sned this’s to all who need inner piss. An tellum yu luv em. And to all have Marry Crispmouse! (Borrowed!)

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endre123 Thu 27-Dec-18 07:34:07

Thank you for the laugh grin

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Bridgeit Wed 26-Dec-18 20:43:10

Brilliant ?

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Houseseller Wed 26-Dec-18 16:39:46

Best laugh I’m with you Girl lol

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Auntieflo Wed 26-Dec-18 15:35:01

Marry Crispmouse Alima. I’ve had to wait until just now to read this, as wi-fi was useless where we were. (That took some thinking about) after finishing up the unfinished things. Thank you, much enjoyed.
Watermeadow, have you been spying on me????

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GreenGran78 Wed 26-Dec-18 15:05:41

After over-indulging in chocolate yesterday I am feeling slightly bluurgh this morning, and not in the mood to finish off anything!
Definitely a day for sensible eating!
I loved your post though Alima.
Merry Boxing Day, everyone. Have you picked up any good bargains in the sales?

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travelsafar Wed 26-Dec-18 13:37:29

watermeadow oh this did make me laugh out loud!! smileI bet most of us can relate to this little tale you have told.

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watermeadow Wed 26-Dec-18 10:40:16

Weight 11 stone 12.
Finish off nuts and marzipan.
11 stone 12 1/2
Finish tin of chocolates, shortbread and Schloer.
11 stone 13 1/2
Finish off chocolates, stuffing, Christmas pud.
12 stone 1 1/2
Finish mince pies, chipolatas, cheese.
12 stone 3.
Find more chocolate, party nibbles, stollen, gingerbread.
12 stone 5
Go to party, finish off buffet.
12 stone 7.
Diet starts tomorrow!

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nannybev Wed 26-Dec-18 00:10:25

How great made me giggle, Merry Christmas to all thanks for the laugh ??

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newnanny Tue 25-Dec-18 21:03:53

Merry Christmas everyone. After a large late lunch just wondering whether to make tea or not. Maybe just a frozen desert.

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Itsmyfirstrodeo Tue 25-Dec-18 20:38:38

Love this!! ?

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FarNorth Tue 25-Dec-18 20:35:05

Ps, I really love yuh all, youse arra besht people inna world!!

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FarNorth Tue 25-Dec-18 20:31:54

tchgringrintchgrin

Happy Eck Smash! Whoever he is tchconfusedparty

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jenpax Tue 25-Dec-18 20:18:19

Fab ?

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1974cookie Tue 25-Dec-18 20:14:05

Absolutely brilliant Alima.
I have just got home from work so I shall be doing my own Marry Crispmouse impression. tchsmile
Hope that all of you have had a truly wonderful Day.

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Foxyferret Tue 25-Dec-18 19:31:31

Wonderful, hilarious, witty. Merry Christmas everyone especially Altima ☃️

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shirleyhick Tue 25-Dec-18 19:26:24

Brilliant love it. Merry Crispmouse to everyone

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Harris27 Tue 25-Dec-18 16:21:02

Very good made me smilex

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icanhandthemback Tue 25-Dec-18 13:53:10

I think my husband might have listened to the same Dr...not sure he's going to be awake for dinner!! ?

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allsortsofbags Tue 25-Dec-18 13:47:28

I've just found a min to have a look at GN and I am so pleased I did.

Howled with laughter ad showed it to OH he had a good belly laugh too.

Very witty and so well done. Thank you. It's given me lift, I shall titter over this and some of the replies for the rest of the day.

May you all have the very best of days whatever you are doing and it's nice to know for those on their own GN is open all hours as it were.

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4allweknow Tue 25-Dec-18 12:47:50

Oh no! I'm out at relatives today. Will I be frowned upon if I had a wee look around to see what I can finish for them. They do have a fairly large wine stock.

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grannydarkhair Tue 25-Dec-18 12:39:09

?? Merry Christmas to everyone, wishing you all have a lovely day x

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Lark21 Tue 25-Dec-18 12:39:08

What marvelous advice ! Off to follow it right now ????

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sweetcakes Tue 25-Dec-18 11:41:56

Alima
?? ??? Have a great Christmas

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Phoebes Tue 25-Dec-18 11:23:18

And Merry Christmas to all you sozzled Gransnetters!

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Liz46 Tue 25-Dec-18 11:22:45

Thank you Alima. That made me smile.

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