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phoenix Mon 17-Dec-18 22:38:57

Mr P!

I phoned him recently to say that he would need to drive to were I work, because I couldn't get all of the Amazon delivery parcels in my car.

He asked "why?"

Errm, because the parcels were quite large, and my car (a Smart Roadster) is very small. tchconfused

Then, 2 days later in Lidl, when we had a 6 pack bottle of water in the shopping, I said "I may have to open one of those in a minute"

Again he asked "Why?"

I could have replied that I had forgotten to have a shower before coming out, and was worried that my personal hygiene might not be up to standard, or that my skin was suddenly feeling so dry that only an instant topical application of water would save me from becoming a wrinkled old crone that very moment, but it was actually because I was thirsty!

And breathe...................

MissAdventure Thu 20-Dec-18 20:32:40

Its strange, because when I showed my many man friends this thread they found it really hilarious.
They all commented how they love women with a sense of irony.

Grandad1943 Thu 20-Dec-18 20:36:57

GrannyGravy13, perhaps the truth of the misogyny on this forum is too much for you and others.

Anniebach Thu 20-Dec-18 20:38:39

And I thought I did too many ‘meme’ threads , !

MissAdventure Thu 20-Dec-18 20:40:17

You'd be hard pushed to keep up, Annie. tchwink

Grandad1943 Thu 20-Dec-18 20:43:50

Apologies that should be misandry in my above post not misogyny.

Too many misses in this subject. grintchwink

POGS Thu 20-Dec-18 20:44:02

Actually Grandad we have had male posters in the past who have started threads that were tongue in cheek, as this one was supposed to be, who used their humour to instigate a mirror image of pee taking. They never turned threads into charges of misandry , it wouldn't cross their mind probably.

I say in the past we still have some male posters who understand tongue in cheek rhetoric and can quite easily define the ' context' of what passes for tongue in cheek threads. Thank goodness, I wish there were more.

I am glad you are so in tune with your colleagues it must be difficult to join in with banter when you hold what appears to be a juxta position to those you sometimes engage with when it comes to what others deem to be nothing more than banter.

TerriBull Thu 20-Dec-18 21:08:11

Grandad - Relationships/marriages are often nuanced and you cannot possibly know how the individual dynamic plays out, none of us can. Life cannot be packaged up according to what you think it should be. Maybe in your world hmm You don't know or understand many of the women on this site, don't judge them. There are a lot of back stories that you won't be aware of. GN can, and is a great moral support for some. This was supposed to he a lighthearted thread, because humour is cathartic. Humour is certainly a driving force in my relationship. I don't need anyone to tell me to appreciate my husband, I already know he's the very best, I also know that humour can help alleviate some of the deepest pain, l learnt that from him when his son from his first marriage died a while back. I've read many heartbreaking accounts on GN I also know that it's provided terrific support for some who have had to live through the very worst of times. I'm damn sure I'd be looking towards some of the women here if I had to endure similar experiences.

We don't know you, or your colleague but there isn't a person on here who wouldn't wish that colleague well.

I just wish you'd take all this perceived misandry bollocks and go and dump it somewhere else, compared to what women have had to put up with and still do it's diddly squat. What makes you come on a site conceived by women for women to nit pick, you have no idea how humourless and self righteous you sound. Your musings smack of male superiority and entitlement and I think you will find we've all had enough of that!

Anniebach Thu 20-Dec-18 21:16:33

Great post TerriBull,

MawBroon Thu 20-Dec-18 21:23:57

What I find distasteful is the degree of “virtue signalling” in Grandad’s posts, bringing in the mention of ovarian cancer as if to defy anyone to take exception to what he is saying,

Does anybody remember “Gamesmanship” a form of one-upmanship designed to wrong foot the opposition?
The example I remember was of somebody I think trying to sell a particularly hideous crocheted loo roll cover and as the customer’s lip begins to curl, adding disingenuously, made by the handicapped”.
Pretty feeble Grandad you clearly have a massive chip on your shoulder and that said, I can’t understand why you waste your time on a site like Gransnet when you could spend all those idle office hours on some hunky chunky truckers’ forum.

Lisagran Thu 20-Dec-18 21:26:26

Well said, Terribull

Jalima1108 Thu 20-Dec-18 21:32:11

However, as we found in the office yesterday, those that post in such fashion become targets of laughter in themselves, and rightly so

Are you sure they are laughing at our posts Grandad and not your pompous posts?

Whatever, it is good to bring good cheer to those wasting time in the office beavering away on our behalf at this time of year.

Merry Christmas to all at Grandad's firm and I hope he treats you all to a lovely meal for all your efforts.

My best wishes to your colleague were meant kindly btw.

Jalima1108 Thu 20-Dec-18 21:35:13

phoenix your OP was funny and well-meaning and I am sure that lovely Mr P is well able to laugh at himself as are you at yourself.

What a pity your thread has got hi-jacked.

phoenix Thu 20-Dec-18 21:49:55

Grandad1943 in my humble opinion, you are a pompous, humourless, annoying person, and I really wish you would just piss off or at least keep your observations and thoughts to threads where they might be at least remotely appropriate.

No doubt this post will be deleted as it will be deemed to be in breach of GN guidelines, but by God, I feel better for posting it!

I like to think that generally I'm a fairly benevolent member of GN, and would usually adopt the "if you can't say something nice, don't say anything" approach, but you have invaded my nasal cavity to such an extent that I have felt compelled to waste some of my precious time writing this post.

Yes, I'm probably "feeding" you, and no doubt you will have a hearty chortle when sharing this with your "friends" ( are they really "friends" ?) in your workplace, but hey ho!

phoenix Thu 20-Dec-18 21:51:30

Jalima thank you!

Jalima1108 Thu 20-Dec-18 21:56:12

Hurray phoenix
I think you speak for many of us!

Humourless pomposity is never an attractive feature.

MawBroon Thu 20-Dec-18 21:57:51

Hear, hear phoenix expressing what many of us have been thinking.
Hope as many people as possible see this before the Misandry and Inclusivity Officer wades in bleating “please miss, poor me, misandry, discrimination, ????”

phoenix Thu 20-Dec-18 21:58:43

Let's hope it gets read by a few more before it's inevitable deletion!

Jalima1108 Thu 20-Dec-18 22:02:11

Well, phoenix, if GNHQ do delete your post then I wonder why they haven't deleted some of Grandad's posts on previous threads which have been extremely rude, untrue and in fact could be libellous?

Oh, I forgot, he doesn't know us either - can you libel someone if you're both using pseudonyms?

Grannybags Thu 20-Dec-18 22:03:32

Well said phoenix !

phoenix Thu 20-Dec-18 22:07:39

Thank you all, quite strong and militant for me! tchblush

TerriBull Thu 20-Dec-18 22:08:22

Girl Power! Let's tell him what we want, what we really, really want

phoenix Thu 20-Dec-18 22:10:23

Just thinking, I might have room for 2 more small balls on my tree........................

Cherrytree59 Thu 20-Dec-18 22:10:42

Freudian slip Grandad?

TerriBull Thu 20-Dec-18 22:11:03

What Phoenix said ending in off shock

Nannylovesshopping Thu 20-Dec-18 22:21:56

Way to go Phoenix with bells on?