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phoenix Mon 17-Dec-18 22:38:57

Mr P!

I phoned him recently to say that he would need to drive to were I work, because I couldn't get all of the Amazon delivery parcels in my car.

He asked "why?"

Errm, because the parcels were quite large, and my car (a Smart Roadster) is very small. tchconfused

Then, 2 days later in Lidl, when we had a 6 pack bottle of water in the shopping, I said "I may have to open one of those in a minute"

Again he asked "Why?"

I could have replied that I had forgotten to have a shower before coming out, and was worried that my personal hygiene might not be up to standard, or that my skin was suddenly feeling so dry that only an instant topical application of water would save me from becoming a wrinkled old crone that very moment, but it was actually because I was thirsty!

And breathe...................

GrannyGravy13 Thu 20-Dec-18 13:54:18

Loved your post Teeribull ????

MissAdventure Thu 20-Dec-18 13:57:03

Me too, Terri.

lemongrove Thu 20-Dec-18 14:00:20

Terri well said.???

Elegran Thu 20-Dec-18 14:41:48

I've just found out that Hellsgrandad is 82, works part-time as a tutor in a university and loves working with young people as it keeps him young.

POGS Thu 20-Dec-18 15:09:34

Grandad1943 Thu 20-Dec-18 07:49:41
Pogs, if people wish to set themselves up as targets by posting their outdated misandry views on this forum, then if that can be used to lift the spirits of others, then I say "so be it".
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Then I trust your fellow colleagues are only too happy for you to raise the sadness your colleague is going through in a way that fits your ego in your posting on gransnet. .

If you show them this then all I can offer is perhaps try going to the pub to raise all of your spirits it might be more beneficial than seeing humour in your posts back at the office but I guess it takes all sorts.

Merry Xmas to your colleagues who have become part and parcel of gransnet by your repeated mention of them on your posts. tchsmile

MawBroon Thu 20-Dec-18 16:16:25

And if people want to set themselves up as targets by posting outdated pompous and verbose diatribes and if that subsequently amuses and lifts the spirits of others then I too say “so be it”.

MawBroon Thu 20-Dec-18 16:17:34

Well well Elegran how did Miss Marple sleuth that one out? (PS I know that is appalling grammar)

Jalima1108 Thu 20-Dec-18 16:20:15

I've just found out that Hellsgrandad is 82, works part-time as a tutor in a university and loves working with young people as it keeps him young.
I wonder if he rides a motorbike?

Jalima1108 Thu 20-Dec-18 16:20:53

paddyann grin

Jalima1108 Thu 20-Dec-18 16:25:21

Well said Terribull

At least my OH can laugh at his foibles and can tease me about mine too.

lemongrove Thu 20-Dec-18 16:25:39

.....and I am 90, do power walking, and weights training, and
Do consultation work for MI6.It keeps me young.
I also write books, regularly have tea with the Queen, and
Have waist length hair.

MawBroon Thu 20-Dec-18 16:28:19

Well with waist length hair you had better keep out of the kitchen!

Jalima1108 Thu 20-Dec-18 16:42:32

I know who you are now lemongrove - you've blown your cover!! tchgrin

#The red fox trots quietly at midnight

lemongrove Thu 20-Dec-18 16:44:14

Oh I do Maw I have trained staff to do all that sort of thing.I am also related to the Royal Family.crown

lemongrove Thu 20-Dec-18 16:45:31

Jalima
#The geese fly northward today.

Elegran Thu 20-Dec-18 16:54:02

MawBroon A simple matter of wondering who Hellsgrandad is , if he isn't Grandad 1943, and putting the name into the GN search engine. He has posted cheerfully several times, going back as least a year, on various subjects (and usually posts about 4 or 5 lines of text)

lemongrove Thu 20-Dec-18 16:55:33

I’m glad his postings were cheerful Elegran

Anniebach Thu 20-Dec-18 17:02:24

I now have some sympathy for Granddad1943, posts epistles about unions, show them to his office staff , they roar with laughter, he glows in their admiration , is paying their wages, and doesn’t realise when they are reading GN, then having a laugh - they are not working

Jalima1108 Thu 20-Dec-18 17:34:40

I, too, felt very uncomfortable about Grandad's colleague having her illness posted on GN and perhaps all over the internet for all to see.

Whoever she is, I do hope she makes a full recovery, best wishes to her.

ginny Thu 20-Dec-18 17:51:23

Yesterday,

Me.. I shall be out most of tomorrow.

DH.. Will you be home when ( friend) comes round ?,

Me.. no I’ll be out most of the day.

DH I know but I wondered if you would be there.

Sings. ‘ there's a hole in my bucket. confusedconfusedconfused

phoenix Thu 20-Dec-18 18:21:42

And now, just to redress the balance, one of my own!

Ex boss: "One of my ears doesn't seem to be working today"

Me: (somewhat distractedly) "What, hearing wise?"

Ex boss: "Well, I had hoped it might make a start on plastering the crack in the kichen. YES OF COURSE, HEARING WISE!

tchblush

POGS Thu 20-Dec-18 18:24:40

grin

Grandad1943 Thu 20-Dec-18 20:03:04

Jalima1108, Quote [I, too, felt very uncomfortable about Grandad's colleague having her illness posted on GN and perhaps all over the internet for all to see.] End Quote

Jalima1108, your above post is nothing but total rubbish. You and others commenting as like do not know me; are not aware of the company name, do not personally know my work colleague, others that work alongside her or any other details or facts.

The recent posts in this thread are nothing but an attempt to produce a cover for the outright misandry that has been practised in posts in this thread and also in others of the past were cover is always attempted under the guise of being humour.

However, as we found in the office yesterday, those that post in such fashion become targets of laughter in themselves, and rightly so.

Fortunately, as I have already stated we do not know who these male Partners and husbands are due to the anonymous nature the internet when required. That stated, as several of the females in the office said yesterday on reading the posts, how could anyone claim to love their partner or husband and then hold them up for such ridicule, even if it is anonymous.

I also have no doubts that if a man was to I open a thread on this forum and post such misogyny against his wife, partner or any women, the heavens of this forum would open up in condemnation and again rightfully so.

There are those on this forum that should at least attempt to join the standards of the modern world as it has moved on.

lemongrove Thu 20-Dec-18 20:05:05

Get off your soap box.

GrannyGravy13 Thu 20-Dec-18 20:24:53

Life is way too short to read long verbose posts!!