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phoenix Mon 17-Dec-18 22:38:57

Mr P!

I phoned him recently to say that he would need to drive to were I work, because I couldn't get all of the Amazon delivery parcels in my car.

He asked "why?"

Errm, because the parcels were quite large, and my car (a Smart Roadster) is very small. tchconfused

Then, 2 days later in Lidl, when we had a 6 pack bottle of water in the shopping, I said "I may have to open one of those in a minute"

Again he asked "Why?"

I could have replied that I had forgotten to have a shower before coming out, and was worried that my personal hygiene might not be up to standard, or that my skin was suddenly feeling so dry that only an instant topical application of water would save me from becoming a wrinkled old crone that very moment, but it was actually because I was thirsty!

And breathe...................

Chewbacca Thu 20-Dec-18 22:27:15

Brilliant post Phoenix! And said for many of us.

cornergran Thu 20-Dec-18 22:29:50

Well said phoenix. Thank you.

phoenix Thu 20-Dec-18 22:32:36

Thank you, it takes quite a bit to get me riled, but he insulted and patronised too many people on here, hence my outburst!

Chewbacca Thu 20-Dec-18 22:32:38

Don't know if anyone else spotted this in the news yesterday but it may be of interest to those of us who work, or have worked with someone, who constantly reports how busy they are; how valuable their work, how important they are; but actually, on closer inspection, it turns out that they spend their day drifting from meeting to meeting and actually produce sod all.

But business school researchers have identified a type of employee who manages to look busy and successful, without actually doing anything useful.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-46608818

Joelise Thu 20-Dec-18 22:46:45

Well said phoenix , I think that you have said what many of us have been thinking !

phoenix Thu 20-Dec-18 23:48:24

Well, my post is still there, but for now much longer is anyone's guess!

I just hope it lasts long enough for "him" to see it!

(He really is a self satisfied knobhead prig)

Cherrytree59 Thu 20-Dec-18 23:50:39

?tchgrin

FarNorth Fri 21-Dec-18 00:29:29

Chewbacca I've certainly encountered people like that.

Iam64 Fri 21-Dec-18 07:50:55

Phoenix -well said.
I was shocked by the reference Grandad made to his colleague's health. He justified it later by saying none of us know the name of his firm so can't identify the woman. That isn't the point is it and it's typical of someone so totally self absorbed that they don't know that.

GrannyGravy13 Fri 21-Dec-18 08:03:49

Here Here ?????

Anniebach Fri 21-Dec-18 08:14:48

Applause Phoenix and thank you x

TerriBull Fri 21-Dec-18 08:44:25

Indeed Phoenix a knobhead slightly irksome sort of fellow and amazingly transparent with it! Self satisfied doesn't even begin to describe such an ego, seemingly the size of a planet. I can't help thinking instead of crashing your thread, why didn't start his own. Something along the lines of "A Day in the life of an almost retired pensioner, called back to the front line, whilst simultaneously trying to police the shameful misandry and subversion on the exclusionary site known as GN" A bit of a mouthful, but I imagine being such a multi talented MAN he could precis that better than me. Anyway what a fascinating read it would be!

Jessity Fri 21-Dec-18 08:58:01

Brilliant post Phoenix, thank you. Loved two more balls for your tree grin. He’s such a pain in the a*se!

MawBroon Fri 21-Dec-18 09:42:13

Terribull ??????tchgrin

annodomini Fri 21-Dec-18 09:42:49

Having finally read through the thread, I see grandad1943 as an old codger who can't understand the affectionate tone of posts he misinterprets as misandry. The prefix 'mis' comes from a Greek word meaning 'hate'. Phoenix's OP was not hostile to men in general or her DH in particular. For centuries women have been the butt of jokes from not-very-funny comedians. Mothers-in-law in particular were the target of Les Dawson's gags. Was this misogyny? I don't think he hated women, but MiLs were an easy target and didn't usually bite back.

Jalima1108 Fri 21-Dec-18 10:04:27

annodomini that sums it up well.

I believe, in fact, that Les Dawson and his MIL got on very well indeed - they probably had a little giggle together about his jokes.

Grandad seems to be unaware that so many of his posts on many threads are misogynistic.

grumppa Fri 21-Dec-18 10:31:13

If we all copied Phoenix's post and pasted it on our iPads/phones/laptops for safekeeping, we could all put it back if it was deleted, along with a gilet jaunt logo.

grumppa Fri 21-Dec-18 13:29:52

Gilet jaune!!!!!! Expletive deleted predictive text!

phoenix Fri 21-Dec-18 14:51:40

grumppa ! How militant would that be! tchgrin

Jalima1108 Fri 21-Dec-18 16:50:12

We'll all be banned.
We could then go on a march in our gilets jaune tchgrin

phoenix Fri 21-Dec-18 17:04:18

Down filled of course, or with thick polyester filling, for the vegans (although that won't sit well with the antiplastic supporters) Jalima.

We wouldn't want to risk getting a chill.

Actually, change that, of course it's only the Royal Family that get chills! tchwink

BTW, I notice that there has been no response from a certain quarter? (#innocentface)

annodomini Fri 21-Dec-18 17:27:35

phoenix, you forget that office hours may be only just over.

Jalima1108 Fri 21-Dec-18 17:49:56

I thought they spent office hours looking at Gransnet tchconfused
along with preparing huge warehouses ready for the invasion of spam.

phoenix Fri 21-Dec-18 17:56:24

tchgrin

To resort to street language "Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough!"

(Sorry, rather uncouth!)

Anniebach Fri 21-Dec-18 18:00:21

Perhaps this thread caused even more laughter in the office