Ilovecheese, remember you'd get his awful wife for first lady and Brooklyn taking enormous numbers of pictures of them. We'd be inundated with images of his tattoos, her strange leg-out stance, Harper in her latest expensive, trendy gear (being 'adorable' no doubt) Romeo modelling for every fashion house under the sun and the youngest boy churning out rap music for our delectation.
I really cannot work out why the past-it Beckhams haven't quietly faded away into a quiet and private life of luxury, but the pair seem to keep their profiles high by publicising their every move.
Not much different from the Royal family I suppose, but the Queen, Anne, and Charles do old-skool royalty quite well, preferring a bit of stately distance and privacy. It would seem the future of the Windsors will depend on the availability of James Corden to provide the MC role at functions.
Now celebrity and Royalty have jumped into bed together, I believe (and sincerely hope) the Windsors days are numbered and they will be forced to pare down the royal family and the privileges bestowed on the many, many wealthy people in the family who will not inherit the throne.