Not a malapropism but I did feel foolish when I wanted a new door mat and had to ask in Robert Dyas for a Magic Carpet. If only.....
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Good morning all.
Chatting with the odd job man at work the other day, and I think he was trying to tell me that his wife is on the menopause.
But what he actually said was "She's having the time of her life" !
I bet she isn't! 
Anyone else got some like that?
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