The New Argy Bargy cafe, please pop in!?

Ah, lemons the hearing's going. I thought you said Sex on the Beach, choose your position....

Bit confused now you've explained that, Chewy.

Tut tut Blinko somebody has a one track mind! ?

Errr, sorry but thought we were saving Chewy’s veil dance for talent night (Sat) so am afraid the punters may notice what they are eating in the curry, unless! We play very very loud rock music as a distraction?
I shall nip down to Asda for a load of cheap mince later, and use anything else in the fridge to bulk it out.

Anyone like a coffee with a shot of vodka?

Can I have scotch with a shot of coffee? No alcohol since Sunday!!

Large Irish coffee for me too please and I'll see what dodgy meat I can find for the curry night

Meno I read that as doggy meat. I do find it makes a nice curry if you use the stuff with gravy.

Just a large Irish will do....

I'll just have whatever is going, I'm not proud., I've had such a hard day!

Is this the only bar which closes on Saturday night? Or are you all hiding in the cellar but not posting? How many of Jim's brothers have you got down there? I'll just help myself to a gin and Vimto then!

Sorry*Jane*, do remember we are all quite elderly and don't have the stamina we used to have. After a " session" with BIG JIM, it takes about a week to recover.?

Was it Saturday yesterday then? I seem to have missed 24 hours, very strange!
How did curry night go down( or did it come up?)

Well you just can’t get the staff. I expect you have all gone down to the sumo mud wrestling again. I think we should have an honesty box on the bar. Here’s a handful of brass washers pound coins to get things started!

Hello Arty! Let's prop the bar up together . What's your poison and that might be too true ?

Don’t mind if I do JaneD3, mine’s a Cillet Bang and lime. Talking of poison, is there any of that curry left from Friday?

Don't mention curry...hang on back in a minute....

On the bright side Meno, at least your pipes don't need flushing any more.

Oh so true but I might have a large febreeze and tonic which could save on air freshener, what do you think?

You always were dual skilled!

I think I will just have a quick coffee with you, as am going out for a pub lunch with GNers today so need my wits about me (otherwise I may be left with the bill while they all escape through the pub toilet window, as happened last time!) It’s in darkest Wiltshire, but there may be time later for us to call in here for ‘one for the road’ ( on buses today so safe enough.)
Stay off the Febreeze ......it’s mine.

Have fun lemon and be sure to bring the others back for a swift half on the way home

Here we are!
A round of G&T’s please Meno ( don’t mention our cleaning product cocktails! )
A lovely chat and meal and today, but maybe we will meet here in the Argy next time ( wearing tinsel hats.)

Anyone done any Christmas shopping yet?

Lovely to see you all, proper drinks only for out VIPs and I've even found some in date pork scratchings to try and keep them here. Did anyone tell Marydoll to dress appropriately tonight so not to scare off our guests

Just orf to beddybyes, but dropped in to say tomorrow night is curry night and Sat night is the talent show night, so start thinking what you can contribute to both please.
You will be pleased to know we have made good profits this week and the swear box is full up too( mainly due to me it has to be said.)