Come the revolution

Petra, so frightening . My brother was unsettled by the number of times they were stopped and questioned, they were only there for table tennis coaching, they were checked in and out of their hotel every single day, and my nephew trying to take photographs ? He gave up, they were relieved to get out of the country. My nephew employed three lads ,From those countries as coaches, they loved the freedom here and they long to come back.

Jane, they are sure they are going to take seats in Scotland.

Anya, I will volunteer to get against the wall.

loopyloo, spot on, but his supporters really believe in this promised land of milk and honey

No anniebach there will be no first class for train travel,all will travel third class.With a few notable exceptions, on Parliamentary business you understand.

Also no Capitalist running dogs allowed.All must be on short leashes and muzzled.Bikes on trains will be encouraged though.

So it's the floor outside the loo door for me lemon ? sob

Anniebach, I shall not join you against that wall, my life is worth more than that, I'll take a few of 'em with me.

No flowers in the garden , only sprouts and swede , no entries in the country flower show, unless it's a marrow

Well a least we won't have the expense of changing the carpet.

illtellham, i can't do that I am a pacifist, not a Corby type though

As a lifelong pacifist, (Corbyn)there will be no shootings/walls, but some will no doubt be bored to death by many rules and regulations.
There will also be bread queues, sobbing in the streets and
A roaring trade in cobbling, as we will all be walking much more ( looking for bread,)

"bread queues, sobbing in the streets"
If you mean food banks, we have them now

No, bread shortages, as in Russia ( but then I expect you knew that already.)
This is a fun thread ygg not a political moan type of thing.

As in the thread title 'Come The Revolution' ?

We will all have to wear Lenin hats in public.

Painting legs with tea!
A roaring trade in black market goods.
New Goosestep classes springing up

I visited Leningrad now St Petersburg in the seventies
Sad people who distrusted everyone,
Looked like they had the world on their shoulders
Long queues everywhere.
What struck me was the irony.
Beautiful buildings with roofs covered in gold.
Communism didn't seem to mind inequality when it came to buildings.

There will be "re-educating" camps so those who don't know the Labour manifesto can be fully indoctinated informed. Anyone with a spare room will have an immigrant lodged with them, they will be expected to feed, clothe and ensure the immigrant receives the correct political education. Anyone with an income more than the average wage will have the excess removed and used to ensure the political elite can be paid the salary and expenses they so richly deserve.

I'm feeling disappointed with Momentum at this point. I sent them an email this pm (in response to one of theirs) to say PLEASE ask Jeremy to put up a strong response to TM's plan to cut out Parliament.
The email was returned - can't deliver. etc.

All complaining emails will be put in the IN tray, otherwise known as the bin.?

There will no unemployment, the fields will need reaping .

No free press, the Beeb will be taken over by the state , perhaps Abbott will become the news reader

Growing turnips will become compulsary.All bourgeois flower gardens will be frowned upon as taking up the space that the peoples peas should be growing in.

All cinemas will henceforth be called The Peoples Picture Palaces, in fact, anything and everything will be prefaced by 'The Peoples' in it's name.
There will be huge billboards with our Comrade Leader's
Face on it, looking powerful yet humble.

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It will mean that we no longer have to agonise over what to wear every morning because we'll all have a standard regulation uniform, coloured according to our status within the party. Corbyn will wear a blue boiler suit because he's obviously going to be an Alpha. The rest of the uniforms will vary to grey, brown or sludge green, depending upon how lowly you are. And we'll all be given peaked baseball caps (because Corbyn is very fond of those) and they will correspond to your designated coloured boiler suits. Here's a selection for you to admire.

Yes he does humble so well lemon, he feels people's pain too .

Chewbacca, I really don't fancy a baseball cap, wonder if he will do the Tom Courtney look as in Dr Zhivago . No pink boiler suits? It gets worse

Like this you mean Annie ?
I think it looks a little too macho for Corbyn to carry off with any aplomb. He's too weasely.

I think I'll start hoarding loo rolls - just in case