Things that over 50's aren't expected to do, have, think, or want?

Get drunk
Burp
Say the 'eff word

Wear short skirts
Visit cocktail bars in pairs
Ogle young men

(grin) Ann.
They shouldn't be:
Gagging for sex
Bisexual.
Terrible cooks

Be unavailable when the family want them
Have fun - of any kind
Do or wear anything they did or wore in their teenage years

Sing using a hairbrush as a fake microphone
Dance the highland fling at weddings with young men
Strip off and plunge into the sea when finding themselves unexpectedly on a nudist beach
Post their last weeks adventures on Gransnet

They shouldn't want to:
Bang their children's heads together.
Tell their grandkids un P.C jokes.
Laugh at farts (specially their own)

They should never: wonder what the man next door is like in bed.
Smoke pot.
Tell fibs.

Be outspoken on a forum that's supposed to be aimed at their age group but is becoming more like an old people's home every day.

Object or complain.

Break the speed limit
Have road rage
Wear bumbags
Try to use their teen GC language

They shouldn't: say "sorry kids, having an afternoon of unbridled passion so don't come round".

MissAdventure (tbe man next door)

merlot

Eglantine19 - wow that was some week! Am well jel!! ?

Well, at least we can say things in this thread that everyone will know couldn't possibly be true.. or could they? whistling picture dont know how to post a real one.

Have ambition

They should never, when their quiet evening is interrupted by texts from offspring with problems, send one back which says 'piss off'

Actually, this is just the sort of thread that GNHQ would love to shove on FB and Twitter - must think of some really risqué activities that we're not supposed to get up to...

Ooh, belly dancing, now that would be a pretty sight!!
Being a ladette,likewise.
Old aunt dancing at weddings.
Embarrassing C and GC in any way.

They should always:
Have a clean hanky
Wear clean knickers (no thongs)
Wipe their sides down with antibacterial spray.

Get drunk at weddings and sing bawdy songs.

Go skinny-dipping in the local pond...

...........or get drunk at weddings and flirt with every man in sight

Special holidays, fun sex, lovely food that is not cut bite size.

sunbathe topless

They should never:
Secretly think that their friends new granddaughter looks like shrek.