How much will it cost to leave the EU?

Would they need to move Buck House though Jalima could it not just stay there and become a little European principality ? Likewise Kensington Palace and all the others.

I've got some Italian lira, French centimes and Greek drachma coins in the back of the kitchen drawer, would they help? Could be very useful for if the euro collapses. I've also got half a book of Green Shield stamps that I've been saving for just such an emergency.

No gillybob - they would have to negotiate a 'safe route' from Dover to Buck House.
Better to move it crumbling brick by crumbling brick/leaking roof tiles.

DD has a huge bottle full of foreign currency - she won't miss it!

gillybob

Well, I think we should take a firm hand and send a Warship!!! The EU would clearly be so terrified that they would beg, maybe even pay us to go. Any suggestions for a crew would be appreciated!!

Me!

Excellent choice!!!!

I won't have to fight or anything will I? regretting volunteering now

Do we have any warships these days ? Or is it the planes we haven't got ? Or shells?

What else could we use as ammo?

Sorry chewy your name is top of the list now . Your gonna be the captain .. now it's up to you to find a crew !

Can I name the ship Boaty McBoatface or is that passe?

Hm...doesn't sound very warlike, does it? Not sure the EU would be impressed!

Swedes have a train " Trainy McTrain Face"

Aye aye Captain . (Saluting emoticon) .

Your ship, your rules ...

Oh. On second thoughts I think that name is taken ? Didn't they call the little sub thingy that ?

Yes I heard that ww brilliant ! I didn't have the Swedes down for having a GSOH !

Maybe needs to have a scary name ( scratching head)

Chewbacca, cometh the hour, cometh the woman. You'll have no trouble finding a crew. I hear you've plenty of sailor boys over at the Argy Bargy.

What about Mrs Thatcher ?

They'll poop their pants if they see that heading for them !

We can paint a handbag on the side then they'll know we mean business !

Especially if we have her as a figurehead at the prow of the boat ship!

And the megaphone could announce our arrival

The lady is not for turning !

Jeez imagine seeing that mug heading for your shores ? Brilliant idea * Ana*!

In which case you would bump into France

I'm taking John Berrow as the ships boy. And Ed Balls as bosun. And Ellen Mccarthy so we get to where we're going. And a large box of tissues for when she gets a bit emotional.

Missed your offer of old coins and green shield stamps chewy could you dig them out ? I have quite a few Morrisons "and more" points and a sparks card ( whatever the hell they're for) oh and some advantage points on a Boots card .

Not sure about Bercow, he's a bit of a self-serving bar steward...