EBay helpful mails.

Well you learn something new every day
Nothing shocking about it.

Many years ago I was preparing a lesson about fairytales. I googled Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Let's just say what I found was very different to the Disney version.

Once - and once only - I Googled 'Toys'. I discovered items I'd never heard of and certainly wouldn't put in the GCs' Christmas stocking!

Why does eBay think I can't live without fidget spinners? I'm sure I could find something more interesting to fidget with if I really put my mind to it!??

Just out of interest, what is a fidget spinner? I read it as spanner, which didn't help!

This is a fidget spinner. They are on the point of banning them in schools. You put it on a flat surface and, well, spin it! . Can't imagine why EBay would think I couldn't live without one.

I just looked up the "jewellery item"!! ? Probably what comes of too much fidgeting!

May I please point out that none of my pearl necklaces are of THAT variety!,

I have to go google ,mi want to know ?

Oooooooh

Well, although I had some idea what was meant, my Googing came up with nothing except the most respectable 'pearl necklaces'...

Don't know what search engines you lot use!

Yes, I had to trawl through a lot of jewellers' details on my Norton safe search before I found it, Ana.

No, still not going to google it! Despite being very curious

DH received an eBay suggestion today. He'd been looking at ways of suspending an extra bed/hammock in the campervan.

The suggestion showed an image of a very scantily clad lady taken from a variety of angles in order to sell him stockings. I don't think they'll suit him to tbh

You need to google "pearl necklace slang" - that should do the trick!