EBay helpful mails.

You need to google "pearl necklace slang" - that should do the trick!

DH received an eBay suggestion today. He'd been looking at ways of suspending an extra bed/hammock in the campervan.

The suggestion showed an image of a very scantily clad lady taken from a variety of angles in order to sell him stockings. I don't think they'll suit him to tbh

No, still not going to google it! Despite being very curious

Yes, I had to trawl through a lot of jewellers' details on my Norton safe search before I found it, Ana.

Well, although I had some idea what was meant, my Googing came up with nothing except the most respectable 'pearl necklaces'...

Don't know what search engines you lot use!

Oooooooh

I have to go google ,mi want to know ?

May I please point out that none of my pearl necklaces are of THAT variety!,

I just looked up the "jewellery item"!! ? Probably what comes of too much fidgeting!

This is a fidget spinner. They are on the point of banning them in schools. You put it on a flat surface and, well, spin it! . Can't imagine why EBay would think I couldn't live without one.

Just out of interest, what is a fidget spinner? I read it as spanner, which didn't help!

Why does eBay think I can't live without fidget spinners? I'm sure I could find something more interesting to fidget with if I really put my mind to it!??

Once - and once only - I Googled 'Toys'. I discovered items I'd never heard of and certainly wouldn't put in the GCs' Christmas stocking!

Many years ago I was preparing a lesson about fairytales. I googled Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Let's just say what I found was very different to the Disney version.

Well you learn something new every day
Nothing shocking about it.

No, I'm not going to look - I'd rather stay in ignorance!
Many years ago my ex-son-in-law (who was 6ft 7ins tall) googled 'Big Men'!! - let's just say it wasn't what he was looking for...........

Well in the deaire to educate myself so did I.
I just hope none of my GC go through my browsing history

Oh dear!I have just looked it up.

Off to google, I'm obviously more naive than I thought.
Will have to ask D if she knows

Very nicely put Pittcity!

Who's going to explain that a "pearl necklace " is something that a man can give you without the need to visit a jewellers!
I am too coy to tell you how, Google it (it's not too shocking)!

Me neither ???

I'm none the wiser either. Please explain someone.

Well, I have bought some trailing lobelia called 'String of Pearls' - not that I assume.

Not just me then
Put us out of our misery please!!