We are going to a Christmas Party!

Aardvark to eat all the ants

BIg beefy BOUNCERS( to keep out uninvited guests and other hoi polloi)

Carrier bags for all the rubbish

DISHY, Big, Beefy Bouncers............!!

Elephants

Sorry roses but they have been missing all GNers

Frivolity. Think we have it in abundance?

Great big,dishy,beefy bouncers

Huge, big, dishy, beefy bouncers

Italian, huge, big .. oh you know the rest

Shocking!

Just perfect huge, beefy ......

Karaoke machine

Lovely great big perfectly formed cheerful and cheeky ......bouncers

Failing that, liquorice allsorts

Monks. (who may need to let their hair.....or hoods...down for once. I know of one...and he could ask his mates. They will bring a new perspective and we could show them a thing or two.)

Magician ?. For entertainment

Whoah! Hold the monks! ( that means no monks, not that we want to actually hold them, they may have dirty habits.)

I think this thread should be deleted. It offends my sense of something or other.

And now we have about fifty bouncers of varying proportions!
Not to mention the elephants, although I will be pleased to see them again, Lord Rosesarered will have a job to fit them into our stable block.Sigh.

Memo to self.......'is this party getting out of hand?'

Nuts! ( or do we have enough already?)

Opinions ( you can always rely on Gnetters for plenty of those.)

Plots (as in lost the....! Bouncers and elephants? Really?) .

Oodles of lovely food, drink and FUN (without the monks, please!!)

Propriety!

Greyduster ..... we had elephants on our Gransnet camping trip, they carried all our gear and we had rides. So, naturally they have missed us.
Bouncers will be needed on the doors and the gates of Rosesarered Towers, in case of gatecrashers from Mumsnet.