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We are going to a Christmas Party!

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rosesarered Sat 03-Dec-16 20:52:43

After the success of our long camping trip, is anybody up for a grand Christmas Party?
All of Gransnet is invited, it will be held on the 23rd December and will entail an overnight stay.Usual rules apply....alphabetical order, be as inventive as you like , and as Christmassy etc.

Alka Selzter! ?

rosesarered Mon 12-Dec-16 09:52:01

Quirky dress, ( there will be a prize.)

JoyBloggs Mon 12-Dec-16 09:55:43

Quad bikes for exploring the estate... and tracking down any missing elephants.

JoyBloggs Mon 12-Dec-16 09:56:51

Oops, didn't refresh...

rosesarered Mon 12-Dec-16 09:59:43

That's a good idea Joy use it for Q next time round.

JoyBloggs Mon 12-Dec-16 10:57:15

OK, roses, next time maybe we could use the quad bikes for chasing after those bouncers! I can picture the scene... all the grans in their finery zooming across the landscaped grounds.

Christinefrance Mon 12-Dec-16 13:02:12

Reprehensible behaviour, chasing those beefy bouncers

downtoearth Mon 12-Dec-16 13:28:22

Saucy sailors

cornergran Mon 12-Dec-16 14:08:05

Time out - for those who need it

DanniRae Mon 12-Dec-16 15:47:39

Uniform Doormen - Oooh! I love a man in uniform grin

Christinefrance Mon 12-Dec-16 15:52:22

Variety, of guests, food and wine

Jayh Mon 12-Dec-16 15:55:05

Vanity units in case our hair and make up gets mussed. One must be well groomed at all time.

Rinouchka Mon 12-Dec-16 16:04:56

Wet wipes--- always useful!

JoyBloggs Mon 12-Dec-16 16:07:14

Walkie talkies for chatting to friends in the grounds and in different wings of the house... (in case the mobile signal's no good).

JoyBloggs Mon 12-Dec-16 16:08:26

Sorry, too slow typing again blush

rosesarered Mon 12-Dec-16 16:53:33

X boxes ( the more the merrier)

Youthful exuberance ( a few pep pills?)

ZZ Top records ( She's Got Legs....at full blast, always gets Lord Rosesarered going!)
TMI ?

rosesarered Mon 12-Dec-16 16:54:45

Arnica.. there are lots of stone steps to fall down here, when one has had a few.

cornergran Mon 12-Dec-16 17:09:56

Blister plasters for those high heels

DanniRae Mon 12-Dec-16 18:05:36

Corn plasters - just incase

Rinouchka Mon 12-Dec-16 19:24:11

Distress flags.......we might need them!

nanaK54 Mon 12-Dec-16 19:28:39

Emergency flares just in case!

Cherrytree59 Mon 12-Dec-16 19:46:05

Fanfare. As Lady and Lord Roses opens the beano GN Christmas party

rosesarered Mon 12-Dec-16 20:19:11

Gifts.....on leaving, there will be a gift each for all (we have spared no expense)

Jayh Mon 12-Dec-16 20:23:33

Hip flasks for the brisk morning after walk around the estate.

nanaK54 Mon 12-Dec-16 20:55:59

Indian head massages - I will be happy to provide for anyone who would like one

downtoearth Mon 12-Dec-16 21:00:37

Jumpers in case it gets chilly ..for those not getting hot running after beefy blokes