Conversation exiting a car park.
OH: This is a tight corner.
Me: You're too close to the bollard. Back up and take it wider.
OH: I'm fine.
Me: You're going to hit the bollard.
OH: Don't be stupid, there's plenty of room.
Me: Stop the car and have a look. You'll hit the bollard.
Large crunch and hundreds of pounds of damage.
Somehow it was my fault because I ought to know by now men can't ever reverse or admit they might be wrong I was putting him off. A full day before he admitted it was his fault and that he has no spatial awareness. He nearly admitted the other day that I'm a better driver. He may not have said those exact words but I treasure the moment!
"Old fashioned" expressions that young people have never heard.
How to celebrate looking after a grandchild
What made you fall in love with comedy?
