Gransnet Xmas Panto.

Crafting, your dad born in the Rhondda , you choose which half of the dragon you want to be ?

Will the dragon be having real flames. If so we ought to get the fire service on board, or at the very least a very long hose.

Yes real flames, it is a Welsh dragon I will bring my own fire extinguisher and fire blanket - I was in the scout movement

I'm sure some of our ladies would welcome a hunky fireman on standby -- or is that sexist ? I guess it is, so we will have a hunky fire person on standby.

A hunky female doesn't realy appeal to me , unless my house was on fire

If we have a Welsh Dragon breathing fire all over the stage, it could be more than your house that was burning.

Perhaps a flame throwing dragon was not one of my better ideas

Oh yes it is !!

Definitely must have one. Bet there aren't many flame throwing dragons in panto the days with all the rules and regs. At least on Gransnet we can get any with most things.

Sorry - away

It's OK folks the flames will be virtual so we can have lots. Judthepud2 sorry I forgot you in the cast list, Tinkerbell with lots of fairy dust.

Perhaps we could have a Panto health and safety inspector, must be a source of many jokes.

Hmm, a Panto Inspector of Safety and Security. Now what could we call him ...?

Has to be something polite, after all he is an OFFicer.

We had the firemen involved at a hilarious virtual party we held on Glastonbury Tor.
A cat/dog called Donald/Duncan got his rump burned and someone disappeared into the bushes with one of the firemen.

Anyone going into the bushes with the fire person must be accompanied the Panto health and safety inspector

Spoil sport

It's ok if you have a justified reason for going into the bushes, like looking for Hanky Panky.

He's in Aladdin isn't he,*wobbly*? A friend of Wishy Washy!

Thanks PC, I was trying to remember who he was, he was Wishy Washy's son I think.

Does Hanky Panky sound like Alan Rickman and look like Monty Don? Not that I am interested, just curious

Can I be in the all singing, all dancing chorus please? Do we have a choreographer? I can sing harmony and have done some line dancing!

On another thread Wobbly said Baron Hardup in Leiderhosen might look a bit too silly.

Oh no he wouldn't.

Oh yes he would. (have you seen my legs

Can the cow have a dancing part, please? Well, the front end would like to, hope the back end will follow! With four legs we wouldn't need a partner. Can also tread on our own toes .