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I think I may be starting to get like my cats!

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phoenix Fri 02-Sept-16 17:43:52

I know it is often said that dogs look like their owners, but to my alarm I have noticed that I am starting to share certain charcteristics with my two cats! shock

Take Digby (no, don't because I love him dearly) he has rather short legs, check, his tummy is becoming increasingly large and wobbly, check, (although thankfully mine doesn't cover my feet when I sit down) he is often to be seen looking confused and gormless, check, walks into the kitchen and doesn't seem to quite remember what he went in there for, so has a few cat biscuits while he's thinking.

Now, I can't put "check" after that one, but I do have the "what did I come up here for? Oh well, I might as well have a wee while I'm here" problem.confused. Digby also has the habit of gazing adoringly at Mr P. Whilst I don't gaze adoringly, I do look at him often, for various reasons including "Did you really just say that?" and "You are a grown up, please learn the difference between the floor and the laundry basket"

Also whilst I don't exactly share Digby's lustrous glossy coat (see plastic bag on head with olive oil applied post) I must say my whiskers are coming on a treat! blush

Given also that left to my own devices I would happily spend a considerable amount of time "relaxing" I think you may be able to get my point.

I can identify with some of Oliver Sprouts foibles too. A bit clumsy,check, although I keep ornament breakages to a minimum by avoiding stretching out on windowsills or attempting to walk along the mantlepiece grin. Friendly and affectionate, check, but so far I have managed to refrain from rubbing against visitors legs.

High standards of personal hygiene, check again, but personally I prefer having a shower to sitting on the bonnet of next doors car, with my leg in the air while licking my bottom.

Do you think I ought to get myself microchipped?

Willow500 Sat 03-Sept-16 07:30:49

Lol that's so funny Phoenix and I can identify with some characteristics of my two fur babies although I do draw the line at biting the hand that feeds me (i.e. my own) and chasing my OH out the door every time he makes an appearance grin

numberplease Sat 03-Sept-16 17:35:26

Thanks for the giggle Phoenix!

phoenix Sat 03-Sept-16 18:14:58

Thanks for the responses, glad it raised a smile!

I also share another thing with Digby, the weather here has been horrid today, rain, rain, rain, so he has decided to stay indoors.

Oliver Sprout sallies forth regardless, then presents himself for a brisk rub down with a towel. I think that if I positioned myself bottom first , and waiting for the towel to be draped over my head, (as Oliver Sprout does) Mr P might have a fit of the vapours grin

SueDonim Sat 03-Sept-16 21:31:47

Why is he called Oliver Sprout, Phoenix? I've been racking my brain to work that out!

numberplease Sat 03-Sept-16 22:40:46

He was called Sprout when he came to live with Phoenix, and she didn`t think it suited him (I think?)
We had a cat that was called Charon when we got him, we quickly changed it to Pepper.

Synonymous Sun 04-Sept-16 00:06:57

Phoenix You only have to really worry when you absolutely have to go through a door just because it is open and then turn round and shout loudly when it closes behind you - just because?
I am not at all sure about getting microchipped either as I don't really like to think where the V.E.T. would put it!!? hmm

SueDonim Sun 04-Sept-16 01:00:48

Thank you, Numberplease! We're going to rename our two rescue cats as we don't like the ones they currently have. smile

phoenix Sun 04-Sept-16 01:08:07

Number please is right, SueDonim, he, like Digby, came to us from Cats Protection. Digby was originally Tiggy, which we thought was a bit "camp" so decided on Digby, as it sounded sort of similar, and we didn't want to make it too different, so that he didn't get too confused. Little did we know that he is so thick unaware, that we could have called him Fairy Twinkletoes and he wouldn't have noticed!

Oliver Sprout was just Sprout when we adopted him, and I thought (and indeed posted, complete with picture, before we actually got him) that Sprout was a ridiculous name for a cat, so we sort of decided on Oliver, but odd though it might seem, he is basically "Sprout", with the Oliver added in an attempt to give it some sort of gravitas!

Please bear in mind that according to Mr P, Digbys full name is Digby Kevin Wilberforce Hudson the 3rd!!confused

Christinefrance Sun 04-Sept-16 10:22:45

That made me chuckle Phoenix so true. Do you also trip up the person trying to feed you then knock the dish of food out of their hand. That is a signal for three dogs to fly into the kitchen to see if they can clean up the food before the human can. Our car is never clean as it always has paw prints on it.

EEJit Sun 04-Sept-16 10:35:31

Don't think I share anything with the dog, but she and Beloved share the sleep gene.

Swanny Sun 04-Sept-16 10:44:43

Have you accomplished the supercilious strut yet phoenix, like models on the catwalk? Don't forget to keep the tail upright at all times hmm

Gaggi3 Sun 04-Sept-16 11:00:48

Really made me laugh, Phoenix, especially the bit about the car bonnet, you'd have to be pretty flexible.

tiggypiro Sun 04-Sept-16 11:25:58

phoenix - I've said it before and I'll say it again - you really do need and deserve to have a larger readership of your very humourous writing than you get on gn. Not that we want you to go leave gn of course as you bring a smile to so many people !

Charleygirl Sun 04-Sept-16 11:47:05

I agree tiggypiro a few pounds in phoenix's bank account I am sure would not go amiss but I am uncertain where she could start.

phoenix I hope that you will not make a bump in your neighour's car bonnet because I know that you weigh considerably more than that poor maligned cat, Digby.

SueDonim Sun 04-Sept-16 12:03:20

I love your cat name story, Phoenix! I'm especially fond of Digby's full Sunday name. grin

Our new cats are coming from Cats Protection as did the previous two we had. We're not bothered about having kittens, though I know they're fun, and are more than happy to give a cat in need a good home. Or in this case, two cats. confused

Charleygirl Sun 04-Sept-16 12:59:11

Suedonim what colour are the cats and are they related? Tara came from Cat Protection League also. I have had her since she was two and she had 2 homes before this one. How she could not have been liked I have no idea because she is so good. In her youth she did "cat" things like hunt but I was obviously prepared for that when came to live with me. She has a wonderful time here and the next time I come back, it will be as a cat- I can always move if I am not happy.

phoenix Sun 04-Sept-16 13:53:41

Thank you all!

I am currently writing an occasional blog for the work website, but I have to keep it relevant and within certain bounds!

Riverwalk Sun 04-Sept-16 14:04:24

Phoenix you could offer your services at one of those Pussy Cafes wink

gillyknits Sun 04-Sept-16 14:08:02

Something to bear in mind when naming pets, some vets call the patient into the consulting room by their name and the owner's surname. Can be a bit embarrassing when your children name your cat and the vet says 'Bumhole Smythe, next, please!!

phoenix Sun 04-Sept-16 14:08:26

I think they are few and far between in North Devon, Riverwalk!

Dharmacat Sun 04-Sept-16 14:37:16

Oh Phoenix, thank you so much for that! Still laughing so much that the tears are rolling down my cheeks. Hm. seriously must observe our little Madam and see if I am cloning any of her characteristics - although I was not out (literally) on the tiles late last night with next door neighbour - their cat is called Romeo. Thankfully both are sterilised - hm, now there is one thing we have in common ........

SueDonim Sun 04-Sept-16 16:15:19

Charleygirl, yes, they're related - pedigree Russian Blue brothers! shock Their owners (as if anyone ever owns a cat) have moved to Korea for work and felt they couldn't take them.

Our last CP kitteh was a tiny kitten with a serious heart defect. The vet said she might not last a year but we had for five and half, in the end. She made up for her lack of size with an incredible amount of feistiness up until a week before she died, I was so sad when we lost her. Still am, actually. sad

phoenix Sun 04-Sept-16 16:23:39

SueDonim posh pussies! Don't tell me that they are currently called Boris & Vladamir!

SueDonim Sun 04-Sept-16 17:33:06

If they were, we'd keep those names! grin Currently, they're Charlie & Toby. After consideration of Leo & Tolstoy, Crime & Punishment, Rimsky & Korsokoff, Borscht & Vodka and War & Peace, we think they'll be Leo & Felix. Suitably Russian but also catty-names.

Pollengran Sun 04-Sept-16 17:41:41

"Bumhole Smythe" grin grin gillyknits!