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I think I may be starting to get like my cats!

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phoenix Fri 02-Sept-16 17:43:52

I know it is often said that dogs look like their owners, but to my alarm I have noticed that I am starting to share certain charcteristics with my two cats! shock

Take Digby (no, don't because I love him dearly) he has rather short legs, check, his tummy is becoming increasingly large and wobbly, check, (although thankfully mine doesn't cover my feet when I sit down) he is often to be seen looking confused and gormless, check, walks into the kitchen and doesn't seem to quite remember what he went in there for, so has a few cat biscuits while he's thinking.

Now, I can't put "check" after that one, but I do have the "what did I come up here for? Oh well, I might as well have a wee while I'm here" problem.confused. Digby also has the habit of gazing adoringly at Mr P. Whilst I don't gaze adoringly, I do look at him often, for various reasons including "Did you really just say that?" and "You are a grown up, please learn the difference between the floor and the laundry basket"

Also whilst I don't exactly share Digby's lustrous glossy coat (see plastic bag on head with olive oil applied post) I must say my whiskers are coming on a treat! blush

Given also that left to my own devices I would happily spend a considerable amount of time "relaxing" I think you may be able to get my point.

I can identify with some of Oliver Sprouts foibles too. A bit clumsy,check, although I keep ornament breakages to a minimum by avoiding stretching out on windowsills or attempting to walk along the mantlepiece grin. Friendly and affectionate, check, but so far I have managed to refrain from rubbing against visitors legs.

High standards of personal hygiene, check again, but personally I prefer having a shower to sitting on the bonnet of next doors car, with my leg in the air while licking my bottom.

Do you think I ought to get myself microchipped?

phoenix Mon 05-Sept-16 20:31:24

grin at some of the posts, thank you to the contributors!

Isn't it lovely the extra dimension that our pets bring to our lives, even though it might (especially in my case blush) make us take the odd stroll into the realms of the surreal grin

Lyndylou Mon 05-Sept-16 20:11:18

My partner called our cat Tess. Fine until he told DGS that she could also be called Miss Tickle. I clicked when I found them out in the garden, trying to get DGS to call the cat in using her "full" name.

Incidently, phoenix, I would worry when you start following women visitors into the bathroom and insisting on having your head scratched while they have a wee, as my old male cat does.

Helmsley444 Mon 05-Sept-16 17:49:14

Me too im just like my two adorable pugs.Dolly and jasper.They snore ,check.There very very greedy check.They have adorable beautyspots on faces check.There piling on the poundage ,check.There always tired check .Cheeky and spoilt , check ..

Katek Mon 05-Sept-16 12:17:03

Can I draw attention to the fact that a cat ought to have three different names according to 'Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats'? Mine have two.....their name and "oi, you, get down off there!" Unless they haven't told me the third one........

SewAddict Mon 05-Sept-16 10:00:34

Definitely becoming more like my cat. Rather deaf, getting greyer by the minute, unable to move quickly any more and would prefer to spend the day sleeping in the sun! My old boy, Cyrus, is 19. He was a rescue cat 17 years ago along with his best friend whom we sadly lost 3 years ago.

etheltbags1 Sun 04-Sept-16 21:46:42

Should have said realised that I too love curling up on the sofa b.....y tablet

etheltbags1 Sun 04-Sept-16 21:45:49

I have two cats and after reading this idealised that in too love curling up on the sofa, I love fish too and milk and the other day I licked my ice cream bowl. I get criticised for being moody, just like one of my cats, yes I think may be we do get like our cats as we get older

merlotgran Sun 04-Sept-16 20:51:21

We once had a neighbour with a Bichon Frise called Nookie.

We did love listening to them calling him in from the garden last thing at night. grin

phoenix Sun 04-Sept-16 20:46:32

Returning to "Bumhole Smythe" grin what on earth do you call when wanting the poor creature to come in?

One of the reasons that we changed the dear departed Lily's name when we took her on was that Mr P really couldn't countenance standing on the doorstep at night shouting "Spunky, Spunky where are you?"

Jasperis1 Sun 04-Sept-16 19:37:29

So very funny brilliant really made me laugh.

Spangles1963 Sun 04-Sept-16 19:04:29

Apart from sprouting facial whiskers and liking to sleep a lot......!

Elegran Sun 04-Sept-16 18:26:46

We knew someone with two dogs who were known indoors as Shit and Treacle.

phoenix Sun 04-Sept-16 17:54:06

Ah, the naming of cats! I was reduced to giggles by the nurse coming out and calling "Colin?" Not sure why, it just seemed such a funny name for a cat!

(Said she, who lives next door to cats named Arnold, Gerald and Normanconfused)

Pollengran Sun 04-Sept-16 17:41:41

"Bumhole Smythe" grin grin gillyknits!

SueDonim Sun 04-Sept-16 17:33:06

If they were, we'd keep those names! grin Currently, they're Charlie & Toby. After consideration of Leo & Tolstoy, Crime & Punishment, Rimsky & Korsokoff, Borscht & Vodka and War & Peace, we think they'll be Leo & Felix. Suitably Russian but also catty-names.

phoenix Sun 04-Sept-16 16:23:39

SueDonim posh pussies! Don't tell me that they are currently called Boris & Vladamir!

SueDonim Sun 04-Sept-16 16:15:19

Charleygirl, yes, they're related - pedigree Russian Blue brothers! shock Their owners (as if anyone ever owns a cat) have moved to Korea for work and felt they couldn't take them.

Our last CP kitteh was a tiny kitten with a serious heart defect. The vet said she might not last a year but we had for five and half, in the end. She made up for her lack of size with an incredible amount of feistiness up until a week before she died, I was so sad when we lost her. Still am, actually. sad

Dharmacat Sun 04-Sept-16 14:37:16

Oh Phoenix, thank you so much for that! Still laughing so much that the tears are rolling down my cheeks. Hm. seriously must observe our little Madam and see if I am cloning any of her characteristics - although I was not out (literally) on the tiles late last night with next door neighbour - their cat is called Romeo. Thankfully both are sterilised - hm, now there is one thing we have in common ........

phoenix Sun 04-Sept-16 14:08:26

I think they are few and far between in North Devon, Riverwalk!

gillyknits Sun 04-Sept-16 14:08:02

Something to bear in mind when naming pets, some vets call the patient into the consulting room by their name and the owner's surname. Can be a bit embarrassing when your children name your cat and the vet says 'Bumhole Smythe, next, please!!

Riverwalk Sun 04-Sept-16 14:04:24

Phoenix you could offer your services at one of those Pussy Cafes wink

phoenix Sun 04-Sept-16 13:53:41

Thank you all!

I am currently writing an occasional blog for the work website, but I have to keep it relevant and within certain bounds!

Charleygirl Sun 04-Sept-16 12:59:11

Suedonim what colour are the cats and are they related? Tara came from Cat Protection League also. I have had her since she was two and she had 2 homes before this one. How she could not have been liked I have no idea because she is so good. In her youth she did "cat" things like hunt but I was obviously prepared for that when came to live with me. She has a wonderful time here and the next time I come back, it will be as a cat- I can always move if I am not happy.

SueDonim Sun 04-Sept-16 12:03:20

I love your cat name story, Phoenix! I'm especially fond of Digby's full Sunday name. grin

Our new cats are coming from Cats Protection as did the previous two we had. We're not bothered about having kittens, though I know they're fun, and are more than happy to give a cat in need a good home. Or in this case, two cats. confused

Charleygirl Sun 04-Sept-16 11:47:05

I agree tiggypiro a few pounds in phoenix's bank account I am sure would not go amiss but I am uncertain where she could start.

phoenix I hope that you will not make a bump in your neighour's car bonnet because I know that you weigh considerably more than that poor maligned cat, Digby.