Made me smile

Heard enough of it at my son's school to last me, thank you jane.

I've even been known to eat 2 sausage rolls one after the other .....

Wotchit that Anya*!!
No bets on which old boiler is first for the pot!

???
Three little Anya's chooks are we
Scratching and clucking with girlish glee
Laying our eggs as well we can
Or else we might end up as Coq au Vin.
???

Indeed!

One down two to go

Oh heavens, is one called phoenix?

Daphne [big smile]
My favourite is the Duke of Plazatoro -
"He led his regiment from behind
He found it less exciting"
Reminds me of someone I know (not on here.)

phoenix! You don't actually care do you?

Poor hen will have a bit of a mouthful to answer to with mine though!

Want the eggs!

Not entirely sure, jings I'm quite sensitive you know!

Gordon Ramsay named his turkeys Ainsley, Antony and Nigella. His pigs were called Trinny and Susannah and the lambs were Charlotte and Gavin.

So am I. (to Phoenix)

#pantsetc

Two down one to go!

Get your own chucks if you want eggs jingl

To save the chucks getting phobias I e had to shorten names to Daffy, Belle and Marny.

Marny is busy scratching names in the sand

Sorry none named after you Phoenix

Hooray!

#waitrose. #chooksphobia(shudder)