Made me smile

#waitrose. #chooksphobia(shudder)

Hooray!

Sorry none named after you Phoenix

Marny is busy scratching names in the sand

Two down one to go!

Get your own chucks if you want eggs jingl

To save the chucks getting phobias I e had to shorten names to Daffy, Belle and Marny.

So am I. (to Phoenix)

#pantsetc

Gordon Ramsay named his turkeys Ainsley, Antony and Nigella. His pigs were called Trinny and Susannah and the lambs were Charlotte and Gavin.

Not entirely sure, jings I'm quite sensitive you know!

Want the eggs!

Poor hen will have a bit of a mouthful to answer to with mine though!

phoenix! You don't actually care do you?

Daphne [big smile]
My favourite is the Duke of Plazatoro -
"He led his regiment from behind
He found it less exciting"
Reminds me of someone I know (not on here.)

Oh heavens, is one called phoenix?

Indeed!

One down two to go

Wotchit that Anya*!!
No bets on which old boiler is first for the pot!

???
Three little Anya's chooks are we
Scratching and clucking with girlish glee
Laying our eggs as well we can
Or else we might end up as Coq au Vin.
???

I've even been known to eat 2 sausage rolls one after the other .....

Heard enough of it at my son's school to last me, thank you jane.

You have mocked another poster. Several times. I think it might have made you feel clever. Or superior.

You need to listen to more G&S jings. Its clever stuff, great music and some terrific characters.

I've got three new chickens that keep pecking at each other, just decided on names for them....anyone like to hazard a guess?

A clue.....why would I post that on this thread?

Conjures up pictures of old maids and stuffed shirts.

Oh silly me for thinking it applied to a post on that thread, or even anywhere around then.
Any light to shed on what you mean or do I have to trawl through every thread and post for the last 4 years to find how I have erred and strayed?

I truly hate Gilbert and Sullivan.