It's my birthday!

Happy Birthday Rubylady. I am sorry it has not started out too well, but hopefully it can only get better. Hugs to you, maybe there is a massive chocolate birthday cake just around the corner...Chocolate always makes things better xx

Many happy returns Ruby ! Not an old bird at all. You must be one of the youngest on here. When I read that you'd pranged your car " today" I thought goodness, she's up early, then I saw that you'd written in the early hours so in effect it was yesterday, Hope you managed to sleep ok after that though . Have a lovely day and I'm sure someone will be along with a joke or two!

No jokes I'm afraid. I can't even do one of those animated picture greetings from my phone so.....

Visualize, an overweight 62 yr old in a florescent pink tutu dancing around her living room singing ? HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ? ? that either made you laugh or scared the s**t out of you.

Happy birthday ruby - sorry to hear about the car.

Happy Birthday Rubylady.

The only joke I can think of is:

A duck was just about to cross a road when a chicken came up to him and said:

"Don't do it my friend. You'll never hear the end of it."

Happy birthday ? ruby may your day be full of ☀

Happy birthday ruby have a lovely day. Try and forget about your problems today and enjoy yourself. Do you know that on your birthday nothing you eat or drink counts FACT

A joke from GS's Horrid Henry book

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

Because it wanted to get to the bottom.

Happy Birthday ruby

Happy birthday, Ruby. 52! Blimey, I wish my next birthday was 52! Sorry about your car. Have a splendid day and spoil yourself! ??☀️

Happy birthday Ruby.

A very happy day to you. If you feel like an old bird just think that I had been married a week short of 6 years when you were born.!! I think that's right ( rather early for me).

Old Bird ????, you are a spring chicken. Happy birthday Ruby.

Happy Birthday ruby Sending you lots of

Happy birthdayruby wishing you all the best

Happy birthday. Strange how when you try to think of a joke nothing comes to mind, sorry. Hope things get better later though.

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Squashed tomatoes and stew!
Happy birthday to you. Ruby
Have a good day
(Cars can be mended that's why we have insurance)

Someone ordered the just for you.
Xxx

What happened to the Bread and Butter in the gutter?

Happy birthday ruby Here's something to cheer you up - it was my birthday this week and I am 15 years older than you! I wish I was 52. I hope your day gets better.

Happy birthday Ruby and belated good wishes to KatyK. I hope you don't mind sharing the cake.

Happy Birthday Ruby - wish I was 52 again Hope your car gets fixed soon - actually I might have been 52 when I pranged my car too! Happy belated birthday KatyK!

Thank you

Happy birthday Ruby. Remember cars can be mended, you just take care of yourself. Sorry can't think of any jokes but will send instead and

Happy Birthday - I also wish I was 52! xx ???

Happy birthday Ruby, it's not over yet so I hope your son has bucked his ideas up! Have a ? on me and a big piece of ???