Game - Let's help Theresa May form her new Cabinet

As Theresa May loves shoes, she could've as well as P.M, minister of Shoes, giving advice on what shoes to wear, maybe cut the tax on shoes for women , and so on,

Foreign Secretary - Boris Johnson how long till he insults someone ? He does make me laugh.

Minister of Dagger Sharpening - Michael Gove

BoJo's not far removed from Clarkson.

May, PM
Hammond, Chancellor
Clarkson, Foreign Office?

Well, he might be out of a job soon so could be available...Telegraph article the other week said he isn't optimistic enough and should be sacked aS the various FTSE's were doing really well#obviouslynotduetohelpfromTBOE

Could Mark Carney be Chancellor of the Exchequer?

I'd have Martin Lewis in there somewhere in fact all ministers should have considerable experience in the field e.g.
Education - ex successful HT
Health - ex successful doctor or nurse
I think it would be interesting and helpful to have a cross party cabinet - oh yeah that's a coalition.
I would ban anyone who had not had a proper job and anyone who had not been to state school - that would be a start
Then I would start on the civil service and the House of Lords!
While I'm on a roll I would revise the hours for the House of Commons to make it 9-5 like the rest of us.

Minister for restraint and decorum - Ozzy Osbourne

Minister of Agriculture - Adam Henson
Minister of Education - Johnny Ball
Minister of Transport - The Stig
Minister of Fashion - Joanna Lumley
Minister of Health - Jo Brand

Minister of Pest Control (non human ones that is) Larry The Cat

Blinko, lol!

Portillo for Transport
Gove in prisons, best place for him
Boris for bikes
Mary Beard for Education
Rory Stewart for PM in waiting
Cameron for Agriculture

Minister for Truth and Integrity: Boris Johnson
Minister for Electoral Reform: Jeremy Corbyn

Slightly off at a tangent, but still political.... what to call Ms Clinton's consort when (hopefully not if?) she becomes Madam President. If the traditional title is First Lady, how about First Lady's Man? IYSWIM

And the ghost of Mrs.Thatcher watching over her oooooo.

Minister for dancing, Len Goodman
Minister of what I call 'words', Miranda Hart
Minister of trains, Michael Portillo

And, of course

Minister of silly walks, John Cleese

Ooops I forgot Mr Corbyn ......now where shall we put him ?

Think the next UK government is more likely to be like a game of Cluedo ...

Miss Eagle, in the library with the claw hammer

Mr Gove, in the study with the paper knife

Mr Boris in the closet with the dagger

Mr Blair in denial under the stairs with an axe

Miss May in the laundry with the steam iron

Madam Speaker Janet Street Porter

Sadly, the BBC is no longer impartial imo.

Minister for the Environment- Jeremy Clarkson
Minister for Culture and the Arts- Katey Price or Jordan whatever she is calling herself now.
Chancellor of the Exchequer- Aaron Banks
Minister for Equal opportunities- Andrea Leadsom
Minister for Overseas development- Nigel Farage.

You see things could be worse!!!

I would say Minister of Transport Michael Palin
Chancellor of Exchequer Carol Voordman
Minister of Health Joanna Lumley
Foreign Affairs Aide Edmondson
Speaker Dawn French
mick

Joint Ministers of Ageiculture - Tom and Barbara Good!

Don't know how that 'our' got in there. She certainly isn't mine.

I had a little fantasy, after the dreaded Ref., of an emergency coalition gov. headed by Dennis Skinner and Ken Clark, with perhaps some input from a Lib dem, if one could be found. Shouldn't think Ken Clark would be our Teresa May's .

Minister of Transport. Jeremy Clarkson