Game - Let's help Theresa May form her new Cabinet

Minister for Foreign Affairs ( not those sort ). Michael Palin

Minister of Texting - Stephen Crabb

Minister of Mistakes - Boris Johnson

Minister of Extreme Fisheries - Robson Green

Conscience of the Cabinet (new role) - Jeremy Corbyn and Dennis Skinner

Minister of Happiness Michael McKintyre

Minister of Cakes Mary Berry

Minister of Jovial Blokeyness Jamie Oliver

Minister of sensibleness Joan Bakewell

Minister of Knowallness Stephen Fry

Minister of Jazz and soothing bluesy music Jamie Cullum

Min of Education Ryan Clark
Min of Peace Jeremy Clarkson

Am I the only one who thinks that the BBC is going a little over the top with this ( news this morning) it's almost bordering on a coronation.

I suppose its a nice change of news. The tabloids can have a lovely time now commenting on her outfits and hairdo!

Minister of Transport. Jeremy Clarkson

I had a little fantasy, after the dreaded Ref., of an emergency coalition gov. headed by Dennis Skinner and Ken Clark, with perhaps some input from a Lib dem, if one could be found. Shouldn't think Ken Clark would be our Teresa May's .

Don't know how that 'our' got in there. She certainly isn't mine.

Joint Ministers of Ageiculture - Tom and Barbara Good!

I would say Minister of Transport Michael Palin
Chancellor of Exchequer Carol Voordman
Minister of Health Joanna Lumley
Foreign Affairs Aide Edmondson
Speaker Dawn French
mick

Minister for the Environment- Jeremy Clarkson
Minister for Culture and the Arts- Katey Price or Jordan whatever she is calling herself now.
Chancellor of the Exchequer- Aaron Banks
Minister for Equal opportunities- Andrea Leadsom
Minister for Overseas development- Nigel Farage.

You see things could be worse!!!

Sadly, the BBC is no longer impartial imo.

Think the next UK government is more likely to be like a game of Cluedo ...

Miss Eagle, in the library with the claw hammer

Mr Gove, in the study with the paper knife

Mr Boris in the closet with the dagger

Mr Blair in denial under the stairs with an axe

Miss May in the laundry with the steam iron

Madam Speaker Janet Street Porter

Ooops I forgot Mr Corbyn ......now where shall we put him ?

Minister for dancing, Len Goodman
Minister of what I call 'words', Miranda Hart
Minister of trains, Michael Portillo

And, of course

Minister of silly walks, John Cleese

And the ghost of Mrs.Thatcher watching over her oooooo.

Slightly off at a tangent, but still political.... what to call Ms Clinton's consort when (hopefully not if?) she becomes Madam President. If the traditional title is First Lady, how about First Lady's Man? IYSWIM

Minister for Truth and Integrity: Boris Johnson
Minister for Electoral Reform: Jeremy Corbyn

Portillo for Transport
Gove in prisons, best place for him
Boris for bikes
Mary Beard for Education
Rory Stewart for PM in waiting
Cameron for Agriculture

Blinko, lol!

Minister of Pest Control (non human ones that is) Larry The Cat

Minister of Agriculture - Adam Henson
Minister of Education - Johnny Ball
Minister of Transport - The Stig
Minister of Fashion - Joanna Lumley
Minister of Health - Jo Brand

Minister for restraint and decorum - Ozzy Osbourne