Ok. When this predicted (by one of our own) war starts up, which country will you be taking your bow and arrow to? And why.

If we all descend on Italy, won't we be illegal immigrants?

we have been practising tonight with lasagne and salad (however, the wine was Australian )

BBbevan and Anniebach DH and I would join you - but we'd probably get lost!

I was thinking earlier Greyduster - if I turned up at that man's door and sang 'I can sing a Rainbow' in Welsh (must practise first though) would he send me down the yellow brick road to the Land of Oz?

Western Isles for me or maybe Orkney or Shetland.

I've often thought that our corner of SW France is so isolated and quiet, it's a safe place if there's ever a war, or terrorists. The Nazis dd come down here though, in 1943.

His wife might - he'd probably be hiding behind a waterfall with Annie and BB!

Merlot, only if Brexit goes through would you be illegal immigrants.

If the vote is for 'remain' you will all be allowed to go to Italy perfectly legally, or France, or Switzerland, or ...

They will arrest you at the border merlotgran if you attempt to enter Europe if Brexit goes through!

All those lovely Euros you intended to spend too, on their tourist industry

Greyduster, you will be most welcome and wouldn't get lost . I know the most beautiful waterfall , it has caves behind which go right into the mountain

I'm sure I'll be very welcome, granjura but what about my bow and arrow?

Our resident Sooth sayer?

Alea why don't you join me on St Kilda? We can be the first ones to repopulate the islands. Do you like wild life and isolation?

But you would only have puffins to eat on st Kilda!

They do have sheep, but they're very small so don't expect much of a lamb chop!

If they're small forget the chops I'm partial to leg of lamb.

Will there be enough lamb for all of us? St Kilda is a small island, there won't be grazing for many of them. We may have to ration them (one chop once a week? Scrag-end stew once a fortnight?)

scrag end stew once a fortnight could just about sum up the prospects from now on!

I'm veggie, so we'll need food drops. Maybe ASDA will deliver.