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Alea Wed 27-Apr-16 17:49:24

I RECENTLY HEARD A SWEET ELDERLY LADY SAYING A PRAYER:-

“Dear Lord, the past couple of years have been very tough for me.
You have taken ...
my favourite actor--- Alan Rickman
my favourite horror actor Christopher Lee,
my favourite comedian --- Robin Williams,
my favourite singers----Joe Cocker and David Bowie
my favourite author, Tom Clancy.
my favourite presenter Sir Terry Wogan
and now, my favourite everything, Victoria Wood
So Lord. I just wanted you to know that my favourite politicians
are Tony Blair, David Cameron, , Robert Mugabe and that stupid bitch
from Scotland”.

annsixty Thu 28-Apr-16 08:29:14

Lighten up. I read it out to H who also thought it was funny. No- one is wishing any one dead . IT IS A JOKE.

Anya Thu 28-Apr-16 08:34:51

Doesn't suit you being so pompous pompa wink

Personally my hackles went up as I've no problem with Nicola Sturgeon, but was quite happy for the others to be sacrificed do that doesn't say much about my impartiality.

However, two adjectives were applied to her. 'Stupid' she ain't, but using the word 'bitch' is not acceptable nor is it funny. It is sexist and it's about time our own sex took a good look at the way we describe women we don't like.

Anya Thu 28-Apr-16 08:37:14

Would it still be a joke if Nicola Sturgeon had simple been named and Robert Mugabe described in racist terms hmm instead?

pompa Thu 28-Apr-16 08:39:59

Anya, that should be Pompaous. The cap is fitting quite well atm. smile

Nelliemoser Thu 28-Apr-16 09:04:50

Oh dear here we are again. This is humour. It is very difficult to have humour and satire etc without a risk of offending someone.

I don't go with calling someone a bitch, maybe "That Scottish women!"
Maggie Thatcher was often referred to as "That Woman" and most people them knew who you meant and why she was described that way.

Ana Thu 28-Apr-16 10:23:56

I thought it was the other way round, Eloethan.

rosesarered Thu 28-Apr-16 10:29:05

Quite! grin

rosesarered Thu 28-Apr-16 10:29:41

My only gripe is that Corbyn isn't on the list.

rosesarered Thu 28-Apr-16 10:30:30

Or Trump. Or Boris, or, or or.......grin

Granny23 Thu 28-Apr-16 12:01:55

Having calmed down somewhat this morning and leaving aside the racist/sexist argument, I am genuinely curious to know why

1) No one has leapt to the defence of Tony Blair or David Cameron (Mugabe is indefensible.

2) What harm has Nicola Sturgeon done to you that merits a place on a 'most hated' list?

jinglbellsfrocks Thu 28-Apr-16 12:08:17

I didn't like the 'stupid bitch' thing.

Only the usual internet junk though. Takes more than that to make me laugh.

Anya Thu 28-Apr-16 13:21:18

Granny23 it defies logic I agree (Q2) and I doubt you'll get an answer.

mumofmadboys Thu 28-Apr-16 13:23:42

Sorry but I don't find it funny at all

pompa Thu 28-Apr-16 16:40:40

One thing that surprises me about this thread is that not everyone objected to "bitch". I find that to be an awfully derogatory word, certainly one I would never use, horrid.
"Silly Cow/Moo" and "Silly mare" I do use, as does Mrs P,, but only about each other, never to a third party as that would be extremely wrong. Mrs. P and I understand the meaning behind it, and it is usually deserved -- already has been today, as we have had a really stupid day. Mrs P spent ages organising the weekend as we have friends visiting, she organised the menu and got me to organise the outings. An hour later, she announced that it was different friends that were coming and only for the evening, silly cow, moment. (BTW I got the blame for not realising her mistake)

rosesarered Thu 28-Apr-16 17:05:01

No one has leapt to the defence of ANY of them actually, only you granny23 ( understandably if you count her as a friend.)It's just a joke...... ( so you don't need to defend anyone.)

pompa Thu 28-Apr-16 17:13:40

This is more my sense of humour (I don't expect others to find it funny)

Alea Thu 28-Apr-16 17:28:14

Oh well, let's see what happens with this one. (And no, it is not anti-Irish )☘☘☘

Shortly after take-off on an outbound evening Air Lingus flight from Dublin to Boston,
the lead flight attendant nervously made the following painful announcement,
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm so very sorry,
but it appears that there has been a terrible mix-up by our catering service.
I don't know how this has happened, but we have 103 passengers on board,
and unfortunately, we received only 40 dinner meals.
I truly apologize for this mistake and inconvenience.
When the muttering of the passengers had died down, she continued,
"Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal so that someone else can eat
Will receive free, unlimited drinks for the duration of our 5 hour flight.
Her next announcement came about 2 hours later:
"If anyone is hungry, we still have 40 dinners available.

rosesarered Thu 28-Apr-16 17:34:06

Hee-hee! grin hmmmn, unlimited drinks or an in flight meal, no contest !

rosesarered Thu 28-Apr-16 17:34:45

pompa better still, leave your pacemaker in situ.

Jalima Thu 28-Apr-16 17:35:39

grin

I agree, no contest!!

Charleygirl Thu 28-Apr-16 17:42:27

There would be 39 meals available if I was on board because I only drink wine- about a bottle every couple of months with food.

Re the previous joke, I may not agree with any of Nichola Sturgeon's political views but I would not call her a bitch, that is uncalled for.

Alea Thu 28-Apr-16 17:50:46

Crumbs, I feel my wrist has been well and truly slapped <crawls behind sofa>
I didn't write the flippin'(advised use of the word Terribull) thing or call anybody a bitch.
Might be last time I repeat anything even if it did make me smile.

pompa Thu 28-Apr-16 17:56:49

Alea, you can join me behind the sofa anytime wink

Crafting Thu 28-Apr-16 18:38:37

Pompa ! Any excuse eh grin Alea made me smile.. For some reason I took it as a joke.

harrigran Thu 28-Apr-16 18:47:01

Alea grin