The thought of the England Rugby team singing an anthem to the tune of The Archers beggars belief.
And I'm not sure about the suitability of the WI signature tune either.
How many pair of twins have you met?
Labelling cake tins or cutlery you have loaned.
Spider deterrent……. Not….🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️
Young people ‘expected’ to engage with government's new work support plans.



Although the chance of the Archers theme tune being chosen is very low, I can see the great British Public ( the ones on the Clapham omnibus) choosing the Eastenders theme.
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