I can concur with all of those. Why is it that women, when left alone in the house, do things that men just don't "get"? (Sit in the bath for ages, watch "Love Actually", read Mills and Boon and eat peanut butter out of the jar - and those are not clichés!)
My husband, if left alone, which is often, as I am still at work and he is retired, slogs away in the garden (doing Lord knows what), never takes a tea break, struggles to find himself a piece of bread and cheese for lunch, and doesn't even have a shower to sooth his aching back, or a glass of wine to reward himself.
Are all men like that?