I am! According to the letter I got from Marks & Spencer this morning, at any rate.
Enclosed with the letter was my Sparks card. It is unique apparently. And it is my "ticket to personalised offers, priority access to Sales and invitations to special events". Gosh, I am so excited!
No-one else has got one of these yet. I know that because the letter said that my Sparks card has been "delivered exclusively to you before anyone else. (my underlining).
I just thought I'd let all you lesser mortals know about it, so you won't be surprised when your cards turn up, probably next month sometime. I will, of course, have already snapped up all the offers by then. Because I'm special, and got my card first 
Bonnie Blue the MSM should stop all reporting.
Daughter not allowed to know new baby’s name until she visits him






, so others have one as well? Already? And some even before me? How will I face my courtiers? Oh, I don't actually have any...

