Dandycord kitchen mats, drop an egg on one of those and unless you took it outside & hosed it down you could never get rid of it (bleurgh)
Brushed bri nylon sheets, much loved by B&B landladys back in the day. (Often purple, for some reason 
Or perhaps they haven't disappeared, just fallen out of favour and are still available, stored in vast warehouses somewhere?
Doc Martin/Martin Clunes reinvents himself as the Father of American Doc Martin!



Ruddy auto correct.
