our downstairs loo is just by the front door.
OH has claimed this as his own and only shares with Henrietta as we don't have a cupboard for her.
Unfortunately being so near the front door visitors can often be treated to a blast of trumpet voluntary,Handels water music,and unfortunately at times we have had to blame accompanying smell from the fields at the back muck spreading,or the dog.
I have tried unsuccessfully to persuade him that downstairs is just for tinkles,mind you have done it out all blokey with a nautical theme,so have only myself to blame.
One and only time I got caught short,a chugger knocked at the door and I was too embarrassed to come out and had to wait while OH got shot of him....also you have to remember to pull down the blind as you can be seen from passers by

So cross, my poor dried up pots….
Daughter not allowed to know new baby’s name until she visits him



Maybe should have checked the loft when we moved.